[Hi, Axiom. Have you forgotten about your giant machine of rage lately? He's been suspiciously MIA, if anyone actually cared to notice. Now, however, there's some brief video feed of a shredded arm and metal claws digging into the pavement.]
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On my way.
[You've got some splainin' to do BB|]
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HURRY.
[pls]
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Don't gotta tell me twice.
[Barricade is perfectly capable of driving crazy fast.
... Or is that fast and crazy?]
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. . .
THANKS.
[Either or, Bon3ecrusher likes it both ways I MEAN-]
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Hey, what kinda mech would I be if I left you there?
[Oh bb~
To avoid drawing attention, he does chirp his siren, and tries to keep the noise of his engine low. Still, here he is, pulling up alongside Bonecrusher and shifting quietly.]
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A TYPICAL 'CON?
[Bonecrusher...is in really bad shape, and it's pretty apparent why he's not using is vocals. Most of them have been removed (rather meticulously, at that, isn't that odd?) and what's left make a rattly and disconcerting staticky sound every time his intakes attempt to function properly. Most of his internal wiring is now on the outside and disengaged - overall, it looks exactly like someone has tried to take Bonecrusher apart and put him back together again.
In short, it's bad.]
Kzzzzzssssht--
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Primus, babe. The frag happened?
[He may lose it if he knows, but he can at least keep his cool long enough to fix Bonecusher. Priority list means crazy later, job now. He automatically settles in and starts working on what he can. Time to get your insides back inside, and back in working order.]
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[He's working on it already, looking over what was done, and hesitates before saying anything else. Just long enough to keep his voice the same even tone.]
... It looks like someone dissected him, Starscream.
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They what?
[He isnt able to keep the shock and mild horror out of his voice; even for Decepticons, that was extremely horribly brutal.]
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[And when Barricade figured out who did this, they're in for a whole universe of hurt.]
I don't think I know many mechs that'd even consider doing this t'someone, and no one with this handiwork.
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CAN YOU NOT DISCUSS ME AS IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU?
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I know perfectly well that y'can hear me. Gonna comment on my hair-brained theories or what?
[Please do 88|]
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IF YOU STOP BROADCASTING MY PROBLEMS!
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They ain't just your problems anymore, 'Crusher.
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YES, THEY ARE. I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T TELL EVERYONE WHO POKED THEIR FRAGGIN' NOSE IN WHAT'S GOING ON.
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