[filtered to Decepticons]

[brbhatingumoar]

[Hi, Axiom. Have you forgotten about your giant machine of rage lately? He's been suspiciously MIA, if anyone actually cared to notice. Now, however, there's some brief video feed of a shredded arm and metal claws digging into the pavement.]

Kzzzzzzzzztttttttt---[All you get is some broken static, then it cuts to text scrolling across the

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[Voice]

[inursatellites]

[YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE MISTE--oh wait.]

SOUNDWAVE: ACKNOWLEDGES. MONITORING: SITUATION.

ARRIVAL: REQUIRED?

[text]

[brbhatingumoar]

[HE'S SORRY MR. SCARY 8<]

BARRICADE IS EN-ROUTE.

[Voice]

[inursatellites]

ACKNOWLEDGED.

SITUATION: WILL BE MONITORED.

[text]

[brbhatingumoar]

[sigh]

ALSO ACKNOWLEDGED.

[inursatellites]

[Don't mind him, just monitoring all your calls.]

[brbhatingumoar]

[SOB WHY SO CREEPY]