[video]

[greasemunkygal]

...So I was wondering.

[She props up her plushie of Graham. Isn't it cute?]

What exactly do these things do, anyway?

[poke. pokepokepokepokepoke.]

Comments

[Video]

[wreckerverity]

[Have the sound of Verity laughing so hard she *honks*. Like a goose.]

Wow.

How lonely are you?

[She suspects it's...that kind of dolly. Which would make Mikaela a weirdo. ]

Is it...anatomically correct?

[HONK]

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

[Verity gets a dry look along with a chuckle.]

I dunno, I haven't felt the need to de-clothe a stuffed version of my boyfriend. I have the real thing if I ever get that curious.

[Video]

[wreckerverity]

[SNORT]

So, you haven't done that either? Wow, they do 'boyfriend' weird where you're from.

[Eyeroll]

And come on. You haven't looked? Next you're gonna tell me you never scoped your Barbies.

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

[NOT YET GOD VERITY |D]

I so haven't looked!

[...but now she wants to. dammit]

[Video]

[wreckerverity]

[What are you, a nun? Time's a-wastin'!]

Well then what did you buy the dang thing for!?

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

...

Not for that!

It was up for sale, I didn't want anyone else carting a giant plush of Graham around and doing...God knows what with it!

[dig that hole deeper, 'Kaela]

Re: [Video]

[wreckerverity]

Yeah if you say so. [Keep trying, Mikaela. Verity doesn't believe you. Weirdo.]

[She remembers the sale from the classifieds. One thing she didn't need? A toy of a giant robot. They didn't have anyone good, anyway. No Ironfist, no Springer. Huh.]

Well, what about a plushy of you? I'd be more afraid of what someone would do with that if it were me.

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

[B| HER LIFE]

. . .

There better not be one of me floating around out there.

[Video]

[wreckerverity]

Pffff, you better just try not to piss someone off. 'Cause if that ain't some kind of super-advanced kink doll?

It's probably a voodoo doll. [Satisfied nod.]

[Verity's watched like every episode of Unsolved Mysteries...EVER. She knooooooooows]

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

...

No way. A voodoo doll?

[it so better not be a voodoo doll.

fml]

You haven't seen anyone waving one of me around, have you?

Re: [Video]

[wreckerverity]

Well, I mean come on. Anything around here ever turn out to be normal or benign?

[She shakes her head.]

So like what are the odds that this is just some sort of giant Cabbage Patch Kid?

Haven't seen one of you...perhaps the better question is...who might want one of you? [Paranoia Patrol, activate!]

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

That's true...

[...THANKS VERITY D8]

Uh. I really...don't know. Hopefully no one!

[Video]

[wreckerverity]

No one? [According to Verity, unless someone wants you dead, you're doing life wrong. Way wrong.]

No one who might find it convenient to have a way to, you know, get back at you? Threaten you?

[Ah, delicious paranoia. It makes her happy. SOOO very, very happy.]

Hey, there's one way to find out! Kick your boyfriend dolly in the fruitbasket and see what happens.

Re: [Video]

[greasemunkygal]

...

There. Might be a few.

.... I think I'll try tickling him first. Less uh, mean.

[A few minutes later...]

Oh God.

Re: [Video]

[wreckerverity]

Well then. You know the old saying, right? The best defense is a good offense.

Who we going after? [Because you totally need a partner for this. OBVIOUSLY.]

[Pout. Kicking the dolly in the jimmy was the only logical plan. Why didn't anyone follow her plans, like ever? ]

[OoooooOOOOOooooo. That sounded interesting....]

So...tickling?

[Video]

[greasemunkygal]

Yeah, good point. Except...I don't know who has it. [SHE HAS A GOOD GUESS, HOWEVER B|]

He says that he can feel it.

[This is probably not information she should be telling Verity XD]