Re: [Video]wreckerverityOctober 27 2010, 03:01:07 UTC
Yeah if you say so. [Keep trying, Mikaela. Verity doesn't believe you. Weirdo.]
[She remembers the sale from the classifieds. One thing she didn't need? A toy of a giant robot. They didn't have anyone good, anyway. No Ironfist, no Springer. Huh.]
Well, what about a plushy of you? I'd be more afraid of what someone would do with that if it were me.
Wow.
How lonely are you?
[She suspects it's...that kind of dolly. Which would make Mikaela a weirdo. ]
Is it...anatomically correct?
[HONK]
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I dunno, I haven't felt the need to de-clothe a stuffed version of my boyfriend. I have the real thing if I ever get that curious.
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So, you haven't done that either? Wow, they do 'boyfriend' weird where you're from.
[Eyeroll]
And come on. You haven't looked? Next you're gonna tell me you never scoped your Barbies.
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I so haven't looked!
[...but now she wants to. dammit]
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Well then what did you buy the dang thing for!?
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Not for that!
It was up for sale, I didn't want anyone else carting a giant plush of Graham around and doing...God knows what with it!
[dig that hole deeper, 'Kaela]
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[She remembers the sale from the classifieds. One thing she didn't need? A toy of a giant robot. They didn't have anyone good, anyway. No Ironfist, no Springer. Huh.]
Well, what about a plushy of you? I'd be more afraid of what someone would do with that if it were me.
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. . .
There better not be one of me floating around out there.
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It's probably a voodoo doll. [Satisfied nod.]
[Verity's watched like every episode of Unsolved Mysteries...EVER. She knooooooooows]
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No way. A voodoo doll?
[it so better not be a voodoo doll.
fml]
You haven't seen anyone waving one of me around, have you?
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[She shakes her head.]
So like what are the odds that this is just some sort of giant Cabbage Patch Kid?
Haven't seen one of you...perhaps the better question is...who might want one of you? [Paranoia Patrol, activate!]
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[...THANKS VERITY D8]
Uh. I really...don't know. Hopefully no one!
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No one who might find it convenient to have a way to, you know, get back at you? Threaten you?
[Ah, delicious paranoia. It makes her happy. SOOO very, very happy.]
Hey, there's one way to find out! Kick your boyfriend dolly in the fruitbasket and see what happens.
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There. Might be a few.
.... I think I'll try tickling him first. Less uh, mean.
[A few minutes later...]
Oh God.
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Who we going after? [Because you totally need a partner for this. OBVIOUSLY.]
[Pout. Kicking the dolly in the jimmy was the only logical plan. Why didn't anyone follow her plans, like ever? ]
[OoooooOOOOOooooo. That sounded interesting....]
So...tickling?
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He says that he can feel it.
[This is probably not information she should be telling Verity XD]
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