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[choochoobrain]

[A very large gray and purple mech is standing outside of Central Processing. Never mind the blinking of the red light on his communicator, he's staring at everything around him with his mouth hanging open

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[heart_music_plz]

['SUP little cassette girl here]

Y'know, I wonder why Primes and Megatrons are illegal, but not Galvatrons...he's totally bad news!

[Video]

[choochoobrain]

You're telling me. All he does is smack us around.

[Video]

[heart_music_plz]

Why don't you leave? You don't have to be a Decepticon!

[Video]

[choochoobrain]

I'll always be a Decepticon. It's in my programming. But if I can't be leader, I can go off on my own or something. Don't wanna go back to being a transport.

[Video]

[heart_music_plz]

Programming shmogramming. You can do anything if you put your mind to it, whether you wanna be a taxi or a transport or even a singer!

[Video]

[choochoobrain]

I'd make a good bodyguard. I'm big and stuff.

[Video]

[heart_music_plz]

Now you're thinking! And you can protect people and they could thank you and omigosh it can be like that romance novel I read once! [SQUEE!]