2nd Glass, Brightly [LOCKED + ENCRYPTED FROM MAGNUM + ALLIES]
[This post has some major crazy encryption on it. Starscream's gone through the posts of the past few weeks or so, looking at who is still on friendly terms with Magnum after his little stunt, and who is most decidedly not. He's pretty sure he has a good idea of who is who, and this post is directed at people who are Extremely Upset With Magnum Right Now.]
[seriously. Outside hacking attempts will initially be re-directed to a virus which will cause Caramelldansen to run on your communicator - or through your processor if you're doing this directly - on loop. and log the attempt. Further attempts from the same source that aren't diverted through a proxy will get "Always" by Erasure, Numa Numa, Never Gonna Give You Up, and 'it's a small world'. Hacking will also show the post title as 'Quarter 2 reports on My Little Pony Sales, page 1144'.]
... Soundwave - er, my Soundwave, could you do me a favor and run programming interference to keep your counterparts out? I'd really rather they not find this post.
Greetings, Nexus. It has come to my attention that the one you know as 'Magnum' has recently engaged in an egregious breach of your trust. He released a virus into your population which caused drastic personality changes, altering your behaviors against your will.
I find these actions reprehensible, and would like to do something to bring Magnum to justice. I believe I have the means, but I require your help.
I need evidence I need you to give me direct data showing me what he's done. I can't show the authorities this network, or posts from it - there are too many of you here who would be in trouble for other reasons. However, if you give me testimony and physical evidence I should be able to see him imprisoned, or even deported.
The first thing I'd like is a sample of the virus, as well as an antidote. The second... if anyone has direct evidence that he was responsible, I'd like to see it. A recording, a data tape, a confession, anything. Evidence of other crimes that can be traced back to him would also be of assistance.
Thank you for your time.
[seriously. Outside hacking attempts will initially be re-directed to a virus which will cause Caramelldansen to run on your communicator - or through your processor if you're doing this directly - on loop. and log the attempt. Further attempts from the same source that aren't diverted through a proxy will get "Always" by Erasure, Numa Numa, Never Gonna Give You Up, and 'it's a small world'. Hacking will also show the post title as 'Quarter 2 reports on My Little Pony Sales, page 1144'.]
... Soundwave - er, my Soundwave, could you do me a favor and run programming interference to keep your counterparts out? I'd really rather they not find this post.
Greetings, Nexus. It has come to my attention that the one you know as 'Magnum' has recently engaged in an egregious breach of your trust. He released a virus into your population which caused drastic personality changes, altering your behaviors against your will.
I find these actions reprehensible, and would like to do something to bring Magnum to justice. I believe I have the means, but I require your help.
I need evidence I need you to give me direct data showing me what he's done. I can't show the authorities this network, or posts from it - there are too many of you here who would be in trouble for other reasons. However, if you give me testimony and physical evidence I should be able to see him imprisoned, or even deported.
The first thing I'd like is a sample of the virus, as well as an antidote. The second... if anyone has direct evidence that he was responsible, I'd like to see it. A recording, a data tape, a confession, anything. Evidence of other crimes that can be traced back to him would also be of assistance.
Thank you for your time.