[The normal 'Stock Hour Report' is interrupted by the ever calm and cheerful Andromeda, with an amazing scene of carnage and destruction strewn behind her.]
[Voice] Oh good, b/c here's his fan clubwreckerveritySeptember 3 2010, 20:16:11 UTC
Wow. You are soooooo compensating for something. Tryin' to tell me that after all these millenia of civilization and bein' all superior to us lowly humans, and your type hasn't yet solved robo-erectile dysfunction?
[Verity's back to normal. Which means deathwish-mouth is Go.]
[Voice] The deep embarrassment and humiliation? Yes!namesnotprowlSeptember 3 2010, 23:31:38 UTC
Here I thought you were all about helping folks heal themselves and unleash their inner goddess, Rainbow Sparkling. Your negative energy is choking, sweetie.
[Voice] Enlightenment often feels like that, bb.namesnotprowlSeptember 4 2010, 00:12:51 UTC
[He snorts.]
His inner 'evilness'? That's the best y'can do?
Oh, I'm sure your aura is throttling any poor innocent plant life within thirty yards of you. You might be choking whatever totem animal you never diagnosed me with, too.
[He makes a mental note to mention that 'Rolling Marshmallow' thing to 'Crusher.] Heh. We'll see how much ya like him later. You think he was fun when you were prancing in the tulips, just wait. [He's just confident; he figures he knows Bonecrusher better than anyone here.]
Mm. Like it was good for you? You gonna keep pounding back that wheatgrass, proclaiming meat is murder?
[He puts on a surprised tone.] But apparently not, since you're condoning animal abuse. For shame.
Re: [Voice]wreckerveritySeptember 4 2010, 02:31:49 UTC
[(What Barricade's not considering is that if Reverse!crusher and Reverse!Verity liked each other, they might, both in their natural states, be similarly BFFs. )]
I'll always like Crystalmugger better than you.
And meat is murder. It's just *delicious* murder, and some things deserve to die.
If I was infected, I might've been the one carting around crystals and talking about smearing people with sage or whatever. By the way, you still reek of that hideous treebark garbage?
[He's never going to let it go. Barricade is making it his mission to make sure you remember.]
If he requires me, he'll let me know. Besides, the city'll be much more interesting this way. As for my comrade, I'm keeping a couple optics on him, as previously ordered.
Pathetic miscreant!
Please, do tell if an imposter is capable of this! [Insert more explosions here. It's absolute Bayhem!]
Make no mistake - I am Megatron!
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[Verity's back to normal. Which means deathwish-mouth is Go.]
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[Welcome to Barricade's irritated snark. Verity will probably be there forever.]
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[Oh, she remembers you, Obstacle.]
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[He remembers you, too.]
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And it looks like he's doing all the unleashing of his inner...evilness just fine without my help.
[Smirk.]
I don't hear you choking, Speedbump.
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His inner 'evilness'? That's the best y'can do?
Oh, I'm sure your aura is throttling any poor innocent plant life within thirty yards of you. You might be choking whatever totem animal you never diagnosed me with, too.
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[Shrug.] Why'n't you ask him if that's the best HE can do?
Oh, I'm sure your inner Shih-Tzu is just fine. You seem to be doing enough yapping.
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I'm much more interested in what my friend is gonna do t'you once he's back to being 'unevolved' like the rest of us.
You sure that ain't how it expresses stress?
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I think it was good for him. [Snooty. Because obviously Rumblestrip here doesn't know squat about it.]
I think that's how little yappy dogs signal they want to get kicked in the face.
[(Verity of course does not condone violence against animals. It's a metaphor, yappy!cade)]
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Mm. Like it was good for you? You gonna keep pounding back that wheatgrass, proclaiming meat is murder?
[He puts on a surprised tone.] But apparently not, since you're condoning animal abuse. For shame.
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I'll always like Crystalmugger better than you.
And meat is murder. It's just *delicious* murder, and some things deserve to die.
Like mosquitoes. Roaches. Armdogs. Megatron.
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Yeah, yeah. We'll see.
My. How insensitive of you. Then again, I shoulda guessed that from the way you'd been acting Moonglow Wolfstar.
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Maybe you're infected, but it took a couple of days to hit you.
[Yeah, she really doesn't need to be reminded about that kthx. She's never going to get the smell of patchouli off her fraggin' clothes.]
Maybe you should worry about, ya know, your Fearless Leader blowing up half the city. Where IS Bonehugger right now, anyway? Huh?
[This is her first attempt at stewardessing a guilt trip. Comment cards can be found in the seat pocket in front of you.]
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[He's never going to let it go. Barricade is making it his mission to make sure you remember.]
If he requires me, he'll let me know. Besides, the city'll be much more interesting this way. As for my comrade, I'm keeping a couple optics on him, as previously ordered.
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And shut up about how I smell. [Grumble.]
Awww, see? Like I thought: an obedient little armdog, aren't you? Can't even keep an optic on Crystalhugger without being ordered to.
Frag, you Decepticons suck.
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