Totally Not In Stasis

[maximumchin]

[Sentinel flickers into view on the screen for any who happen to catch his message, sounding like he just ran three staircases and hopped two couches and a Labrador retriever to get to the telephone...assuming Transformers have couches. And Labrador retrievers.]

Heeeeeeeeey! Long time no see! Had a little...mix up, but NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR do not believe the rumours. I wasn't incapacitated and I CERTAINLY wasn't in stasis! Not at all.

[Nervous, unconvincing laugh.]

[. . .]

I mean, COMPLETELY not at all.

[Awkward pause.]

[Another awkward pause.]

Sooooooooo...

...What'd I miss?