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[non_mac]

You know, this place had the potential to be totally awesome. If I'd gotten a little warning, some time to pack, maybe a nice hotel room to kick back in until I can catch the next transdimensional warp home, this'd be a real paradise. A regular robot resort. Yeah, beggars can't be choosers I guess, and all the giant robots are cool but

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[no_glitter_plz]

Giant robots this, giant robots that... Fragger.

[non_mac]

... Excuse me?

[no_glitter_plz]

Whine, whine, whine, 'oh I feel so tiny and insignificant everything is bigger than I am,' stuff it up whatever humans use for an exhaust port.

[non_mac]

You must be the welcoming committee.

[no_glitter_plz]

No, that was the paperwork. Possibly the Orion with a face, I don't know, Autobots do that kind of thing. I am coming off the tail end of a hangover and am sick unto deactivation of humans whining about how everyone else is bigger than they are.

[non_mac]

Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?

...I didn't even know robots could get hungover.

[no_glitter_plz]

You are exquisitely fragging fortunate.

Now. You. Do.

[non_mac]

This is clearly my lucky day.