Starscream: 101
Is it just me, or are all the Starscreams kinda really, really hard to tell apart sometimes?
Well, here's yer handy dandy guide to Starscreams (plus some suggestions) on how to tell 'em apart!
First we got this guy. Which universe is he from? Don't ask me, I can't remember the name of mine! But I do know this guy is real cranky. I mean, SERIOUSLY. Chill, dude. The easiest way to tell him apart from the other Screamers is his vague marshmallow-shaped body. I highly recommend we put a bow on 'im so we won't confuse them anymore. Calling him 'Mallowscream is preferable, but Smugscream works too.
Which one is this? Smelt, I dunno, but like most Starscreams, he's got an ego! So I call him Egoscream. What do we do to make him unique? Put a sign on. I dunno, ain't that creative, but we could change it up! To me, Megadudes gotta a get a bit more love than usual, yeah? So there you go.
This one ain't so hard to tell apart from the others. And he seems kinda cool, so I put shutter shades on him. Buuuut, he's also pretty darn seriousface, so I'm gonna call him Seriousscream. He ain't so bad, though!
Whoa, dude! I dunno, but this one seems like one of the loudest to me. Or at least, like, the whiniest? No 'fense man, but chill the frag out. 'Least no one's shovin' you down stairs this time! I gave 'im a crown 'cuz ... I dunno, somethin' that gaudy seems to suit 'im. I'mma call 'im Whinescream.
It's so weird! But he's got like. So many bizarre physical qualities. He's like... part potato, part bird, an' part star. 'Cuz he's star-shaped. Haha. I know. So anyway, I call him Taterscream. He looked lonely in this picture, so I gave him a little potato friend. TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME or somethin'.
This here is Starscream from the Chinnyverse! He's a pretty cool dude. He gave me free energon once. An' he works at a nightclub for... special jet needs. So I guess he probably gets all, like, dolled up before he works, ch'yeah? So I gave him a minor paint job. Lookin' good, Chinscream!
Hopefully with this guide, you'll find it a lot easier to tell the Screamers apart. This is Soundwave, totally rockin' out!
Well, here's yer handy dandy guide to Starscreams (plus some suggestions) on how to tell 'em apart!
First we got this guy. Which universe is he from? Don't ask me, I can't remember the name of mine! But I do know this guy is real cranky. I mean, SERIOUSLY. Chill, dude. The easiest way to tell him apart from the other Screamers is his vague marshmallow-shaped body. I highly recommend we put a bow on 'im so we won't confuse them anymore. Calling him 'Mallowscream is preferable, but Smugscream works too.
Which one is this? Smelt, I dunno, but like most Starscreams, he's got an ego! So I call him Egoscream. What do we do to make him unique? Put a sign on. I dunno, ain't that creative, but we could change it up! To me, Megadudes gotta a get a bit more love than usual, yeah? So there you go.
This one ain't so hard to tell apart from the others. And he seems kinda cool, so I put shutter shades on him. Buuuut, he's also pretty darn seriousface, so I'm gonna call him Seriousscream. He ain't so bad, though!
Whoa, dude! I dunno, but this one seems like one of the loudest to me. Or at least, like, the whiniest? No 'fense man, but chill the frag out. 'Least no one's shovin' you down stairs this time! I gave 'im a crown 'cuz ... I dunno, somethin' that gaudy seems to suit 'im. I'mma call 'im Whinescream.
It's so weird! But he's got like. So many bizarre physical qualities. He's like... part potato, part bird, an' part star. 'Cuz he's star-shaped. Haha. I know. So anyway, I call him Taterscream. He looked lonely in this picture, so I gave him a little potato friend. TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME or somethin'.
This here is Starscream from the Chinnyverse! He's a pretty cool dude. He gave me free energon once. An' he works at a nightclub for... special jet needs. So I guess he probably gets all, like, dolled up before he works, ch'yeah? So I gave him a minor paint job. Lookin' good, Chinscream!
Hopefully with this guide, you'll find it a lot easier to tell the Screamers apart. This is Soundwave, totally rockin' out!