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[airspacecommand]

Why is everyone around here a moron?

Seriously. Why is that?

Everyone is either an idiot, a pansy, or just annoying.

Or all three.

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[inferiordude]

D'awww, is somebody a crankerjet? Does somebody need t'spoon feed ya some energon?

[airspacecommand]

Go away you surfer Ken doll from hell.

[inferiordude]

Hey, you kinda invited yerself, dude. Whining and complaining ain't gonna fix a thing, or shootin' it.

[airspacecommand]

Shooting usually does work.

Though this place seems to not take kindly to outright killing.

With that out of the way; what would you suggest then to 'fix' things as you put them?

[inferiordude]

Not bein' a total jerkwad usually helps, I hear. Chill out, relax, and talk it out.

...But, uh. I'll admit, I was kinda bein' a jerk m'self, so sorry about that.

[airspacecommand]

[Sorry Soundwave. Starscream is a jerk to everyone. Even his unBFF.]

I'd rather not chill out.

Far too much of this place is irritating.

Which I suppose wouldn't bother you since you come from the Twilight Zone or something.

[inferiordude]

[He kind of expects it. It's not like this guy is the Starscream he's used to.]

You can stay uptight if you just wanna keep gettin' peeved at everything, then.

You wouldn't have any idea what I'm thinkin', blockhead.

[airspacecommand]

Then do enlighten me as to what you are thinking.

[inferiordude]

Uh. No.

You Screamers got a habit of being nosy little wingnuts?

[airspacecommand]

You're the one who said I couldn't possibly know what you were thinking.

Which is in fact true.

But how can you fault me then if you won't tell me.

[inferiordude]

Well, ch'yeah, I wouldn't expect you could.

You guys got this nasty ego about you; I ain't gonna contribute. That's all.

[airspacecommand]

I hardly believe you would be one to try and inflate my ego.

I imagine it'd be just the opposite.

[inferiordude]

Better off rememberin' how to be humble. S'what reminds us we ain't perfect.

Anyway, I usually try to boost my Screamer's confidence; total opposite of you guys. Big surprise, am I right?

[airspacecommand]

Tch.

Your Starscream was practically my Jetfire in disguise.

Which was freakish in itself.

[inferiordude]

Jetfire?

[...Oh wait. No, the nice one.]

Yeah, I guess it would be.

[airspacecommand]

[Overly nice one.]

I imagine if your Starscream would return, those two would get along.

...

... Not that I care.

[He would so have to kill the other Starscream then.]