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[aircommanderp]

Free... I'M FREE. HAHAAAA! Not that I couldn't have escaped anyway if I wanted to but... well I digress.

I demand to see the bot in charge here! NOW. I have a bolt to pick with you- you ingrates! Look it's very nice of you to grant me my life but that was also a minor setback I would have taken care of eventually anyway! YOU JUST SAVED ME TIME,

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[cmdrstarscream]

Oh, yes, what a burden for the mighty Air Commander Starscream.

[aircommanderp]

Yes! Yes it is in fact! At least someone around here knows their place!

[cmdrstarscream]

You might say I'm in a...unique position to appreciate the breadth of the title.

[aircommanderp]

Oh? Are you a part of my fan club?

[cmdrstarscream]

Oh...in a manner of speaking, I suppose.

[aircommanderp]

Well it's quite a pleasure to meet someone who can appreciate true excellence.

[cmdrstarscream]

Though...it would be more accurate to say that I appreciate an Air Commander Starscream, as opposed to, let us say...you.

[aircommanderp]

... Oh not this slag again. Look, anyone else who calls themselves Air Commander is lying.

[cmdrstarscream]

You're calling me a liar and we've only just met? And here, I thought we could be such good friends.

[aircommanderp]

Friends? Please.

[cmdrstarscream]

Now, no one said you'd have to ask me please. Though it is adorable to see you...beg for my friendship.

[aircommanderp]

Oh aren't you just funny, taking things out of context? You're just hilarious.

Get bent before I have to regulate.

[cmdrstarscream]

More's the pity. We were off to such a good start, too.

[aircommanderp]

I'd hardly call it a good start. There's only room for one Starscream around here.

[cmdrstarscream]

Would you like to draw territorial lines, perhaps?

[aircommanderp]

No need. My time spent here will be short.