(longarm) [001, Video]

[waveofshock]

Okay, well, this isn't good.

[an awkward pause]

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Longarm Prime, and my designated universe is Malgus 1207.26 Alpha. As head of Cybertron Intelligence, it is important I meet with anyone who has information concerning this place, and that anyone from my designation report to me immediatelyThis may be abrupt and I

Comments

1/??

[highly_unstable]

Ooooh, look at zhat~!

2/??

[highly_unstable]

Anozher Autobot.

I believe I may haff some relevant information.

3/??

[highly_unstable]

You vant a report?! I'll give you a report - vith my fists!!

Done

[highly_unstable]

Ahh, but I am sure zhat Decepticon intelligence vouldn't be off interest to you...

[Video]

[waveofshock]

[He looks visibly uncomfortable.]

Judging by what I do know of this place so far, it seems factions are irrelevant. So...

[He sighs.]

Any information is information. Even if it is from a Decepticon.

[Video]

[highly_unstable]

Oh, I vouldn't say zhat zhey are irrelevant.

If you vant my help, I expect zhat you might offer me somezhing in exchange for my... services.