[Video]

[gditsideswipe]

[The comm turns on with a clatter as it hits the ground. For a few moments, nothing is visible except for a pair of obnoxiously yellow feet. The owner of said yellow feet doesn't appear to be aware of the recording.]

I didn't consent to this... Like I need an ID... and right there?[The feet stumble backward a step, causing the comm to roll.

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[rightedwrongs]

... Sunstreaker.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

You were expecting someone less amazing?

[Still looking for that comm :|]

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

I have learned to expect a lot of things here.

I take it you've just arrived.

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

[The video shows only the under-side of what has to be a dumpster of some kind. There's graffiti scrawled on it. Which may or may not read "SAM WAS HERE"]

Good for you...?

Yeah, thanks for stating the obvious. Anything else I already figured out that you want to repeat?

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[rightedwrongs]

Your communicator is underneath what appears to be a dumpster.

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

... I knew that.

[Now there's a hand fumbling around into the view.]

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

I'm certain you did.

[ will just wait patiently for you to find it ]

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

[And there it is! All the video registers is a closed hand as its pulled out, then reveals the speaker in all his fin-headed glory.]

Got it!

[This is clearly a cause for victory.]

So while you're playing the helpful stranger or whatever, want to tell me how I get this thing off my arm?

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

You don't.

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

I could too.

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

No, you could not. The TransTechs have made sure of that.

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

They just don't know who they're dealing with. I'll have this thing off before you, and everyone else, knows it.

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

Very well. Perhaps it's best you learn by experience, then.

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

More like they will.

[ video ]

[rightedwrongs]

If I may, what is your universal designation?

[ video ]

[gditsideswipe]

... Um.

You mean, you don't have that figured out too?

[Guess who wasn't paying attention!]