[Video]

[gditsideswipe]

[The comm turns on with a clatter as it hits the ground. For a few moments, nothing is visible except for a pair of obnoxiously yellow feet. The owner of said yellow feet doesn't appear to be aware of the recording.]

I didn't consent to this... Like I need an ID... and right there?[The feet stumble backward a step, causing the comm to roll.

Comments

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[debt_to_pay]

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[debt_to_pay]

... Sunstreaker.

[gditsideswipe]

[Give him a minute to figure out where that voice is coming from.]

... Yeah? What?

[debt_to_pay]

I had not expected to see you here.

[Because you blew up. :|]

[video]

[airspacecommand]

The kind of idiots who hate you obviously.

[As usual Starscream offers nothing helpful.]

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

[Wait a second, where's that... that voice coming from? Is he hearing things? The comm stays on voice while he looks.]

Or the kind of moron who doesn't know not to mess with perfection.

Switches to voice why not

[airspacecommand]

Well, you'd first have to be perfect in order for that to be the case.

Voice

[gditsideswipe]

Um. Yeah, I am? Hello? Don't you know who you're talking to?

[calledthemedic]

[It takes him a second to place that voice, but he's worked on Sunstreaker - and his men - enough to bring it up eventually]

...Sunstreaker? Well, this is more unexpected than it should be. Did you come in on your own?

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

[Because he's still trying to figure out where the comm rolled off to, it only plays voice.]

... Ratchet?

No, I didn't come on my own. Why would I want to come here?

Re: [Voice]

[calledthemedic]

...Sorry, I meant did you come by yourself. The Nexus doesn't seem to be interested in what a mech wants.

And yes, it's Ratchet. It's good to see you, more or less.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Well, yeah. Ironhide was here a second ago. And a bunch of humans... but... I guess they ran away or something.

... Look, there's this thing. They welded it on. Would you--get it off, would you?

[Voice]

[shinysupergirl]

The ones that run this place, apparently. Just wait till you hear about the waiting list.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Psh, waiting list? I'm not going on any waiting list.

... What's it for, anyway?

[Voice]

[shinysupergirl]

You were put on it the moment you got here, buddy- well, more like, right after processing.

To send you home. Duh.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Then, like I said, I don't need any waiting list. I'll just go back there and show them they can't keep me here.

Nobody mentioned that. Duh.

[Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

[Well, someone's maladjusted here, and it wasn't Skywarp for a change. ]

Huh, with the way you're sniveling about 'consent' and all, you must be an Autobot.

[Pfffff, and such fluid grace, too. ]

Having problems walking there, grounder?

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

[Since he hasn't found his comm yet, the video function isn't enabled.]

So that must make you Decepticon. Which automatically makes you a dead 'Con walking, now that I'm here.

No.

Re: [Voice Oh sigh you inept Autobot]

[caelumtorqueo]

Oh, all this bluster from someone who can't even figure out you can't pry off a weld?

[Oh how lucky: Skywarp has had an awful day and here's a big glittery SO easy target.]

Really. I'm embarrassed for Decepticons from your universe, Autobot, that YOU're the caliber of the enemy.

But in case you need a translation?

BRING IT ON.

[Voice]

[gditsideswipe]

Hey, scrap pile! I'd like to see you try and get the thing off.

You really don't want to do that. But if you're so eager to die, who am I to say no?