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[lad1esman217]

Oh my god-- finally!Okay, seriously. As soon as I get here? Like give or take a few weeks but-- nevermind. I'm not even going into detail but this weird little communication device they gave me when I get here

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[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

[His first, slightly hungover reaction is to swear into the palm of his hand.]

... Where are you, boy?

Re: [Video]

[lad1esman217]

[For the lulz, we're gonna say Sam haven't seen 'Hide yet.

Y'know, with that job and all.]

Okay, I don't know who you are but-- my mom? She always had this thing about strangers and she told me not to talk to them.

Especially if they want to know where I am.

Because I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want with me.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

[Ironhide growls. How he manages to do that with a human throat, we'll never know.]

Ironhide. I am Ironhide, boy.

[Video]

[lad1esman217]

[Ironhide is so badass that he can do it. Duh~ <3]

...I-ironhide?!

[if Sam was drinking water? He'd have choked on it and then spit some out on the screen. Alas, he is not. Instead he can choke on his spit!]

You're not-- that's like-- you're lying.

Because the 'Hide I know? The real 'Hide I know? Is big. Huge! And scarier. Much scarier.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

Yeah. Get it through your skull.

[He stares at the screen for a long moment.]

Megatron is a human. It happened to many of us, boy. Not just him. And I am not... that scary.

[Video]

[lad1esman217]

How? That's not possible! You can't go from being this giant alien robot to... to... being like me! I think that's cheating. Somehow. No, it's not really cheating but you're copying me. I mean, all of us. That are human that is.

You're like a lie. All of you. All of this. It's not real.

It's fake right? An illusion?

And you can be. I mean, you probably scarred Mojo. He was a defenseless dog.
And you have... er, had, a bunch of weapons on you.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

Why would I want to be human? You are a primitive race. Violent. Squishy.

... If it were an illusion, I would break the one responsible. Into pieces.

[Ironhide grunts, making a face.]

Your rodent was right to be afraid.

[Video]

[lad1esman217]

Hey! That's not true. Not all of us are violent.

So, if I went over there.... and say, oh I don't know.

Just poked you.

You'd be squishy? Like my hand wouldn't go through you?

See, you're scary!

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... Yes. Your hand... would not go through me.

Satisfied?

[Video]

[lad1esman217]

Hey 'Hide! I have a question.

Where are you?

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... Jazz's room. Why?

[Video]

[lad1esman217]

Oh, uh, I was just trying to figure out where that static was coming from.

[planning on heading over there now kthx. and he'll prolly just waltz right on into the room if the door isn't locked.]

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... What static.

[Door's not locked, but, Sam, if/when you waltz in, there's one Weapons Master trying to find a clean shirt.]

[audio]

[lad1esman217]

You don't hear it? I hear it. It's really annoying.

[video feed goes black so Ironhide can't figure it out what he's doing.]

Whoa! I touched something. [t-trying to make it seem like he hit the wrong button that canceled the video]

[audio]

[show_my_cannons]

... What are you doing, Sam?

[He doesn't sound amused. At all. He sounds more annoyed than anything.]

[audio]

[lad1esman217]

I was trying to figure something out, I swear! And then the screen went black!