Oh my god-- finally!Okay, seriously. As soon as I get here? Like give or take a few weeks but-- nevermind. I'm not even going into detail but this weird little communication device they gave me when I get here
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How? That's not possible! You can't go from being this giant alien robot to... to... being like me! I think that's cheating. Somehow. No, it's not really cheating but you're copying me. I mean, all of us. That are human that is.
You're like a lie. All of you. All of this. It's not real.
It's fake right? An illusion?
And you can be. I mean, you probably scarred Mojo. He was a defenseless dog. And you have... er, had, a bunch of weapons on you.
... Where are you, boy?
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Y'know, with that job and all.]
Okay, I don't know who you are but-- my mom? She always had this thing about strangers and she told me not to talk to them.
Especially if they want to know where I am.
Because I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want with me.
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Ironhide. I am Ironhide, boy.
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...I-ironhide?!
[if Sam was drinking water? He'd have choked on it and then spit some out on the screen. Alas, he is not. Instead he can choke on his spit!]
You're not-- that's like-- you're lying.
Because the 'Hide I know? The real 'Hide I know? Is big. Huge! And scarier. Much scarier.
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[He stares at the screen for a long moment.]
Megatron is a human. It happened to many of us, boy. Not just him. And I am not... that scary.
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You're like a lie. All of you. All of this. It's not real.
It's fake right? An illusion?
And you can be. I mean, you probably scarred Mojo. He was a defenseless dog.
And you have... er, had, a bunch of weapons on you.
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... If it were an illusion, I would break the one responsible. Into pieces.
[Ironhide grunts, making a face.]
Your rodent was right to be afraid.
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So, if I went over there.... and say, oh I don't know.
Just poked you.
You'd be squishy? Like my hand wouldn't go through you?
See, you're scary!
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Satisfied?
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Where are you?
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[planning on heading over there now kthx. and he'll prolly just waltz right on into the room if the door isn't locked.]
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[Door's not locked, but, Sam, if/when you waltz in, there's one Weapons Master trying to find a clean shirt.]
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[video feed goes black so Ironhide can't figure it out what he's doing.]
Whoa! I touched something. [t-trying to make it seem like he hit the wrong button that canceled the video]
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[He doesn't sound amused. At all. He sounds more annoyed than anything.]
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