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Jun 17, 2010 21:11

How the friggin' ... you turn this thing on...

[The volume turns up, as the speaker figures out this mystifying piece of tech. The voice may or may not be familiar.]

All right. So I hear all of you big bad mechanoids got yourselves suddenly de-mechanoid-ed. Shoe's on the other not-so-giant foot now, ain't it? I'd laugh if I weren't so busy ( Read more... )

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first_of_steel June 18 2010, 12:03:20 UTC

Meat to slice? Does that mean you run a butcher shop or do you work somewhere else?

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 19:30:52 UTC

Deli counter, my friend! All the meat you want on this God-Forsaken planet in neat little slices.

Pays the bills.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 19:34:34 UTC

Excellent. I run a hostel in zone three and it never hurts to have a good supplier available. Especially not when there's a load of newcomers.

It's no Army life, but heck, it'll do.

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 19:38:27 UTC

Yeah? You got credit? I ain't doing this for charity.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 19:42:41 UTC

Of course I have money for this. Do I look like some kind of Communist?

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 20:17:03 UTC

I certainly hope not. For the sake of you, and all of your hostelites.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 20:25:53 UTC

Damn straight I'm not. Roger Maxson, formerly United States Army, service number 072389. Capitalist to the bone, and as long as I'm stuck here, businessman.

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 20:30:33 UTC

Atta boy.

Agent Seymour Simmons, Sector Seven. You ain't ever heard of it, and you never will. Don't got the clearance.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 20:32:52 UTC

As long as Sector Seven didn't run experiments on live human subjects, we're good. More than that, I don't need to know.

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 20:40:48 UTC

That?

Is classified information, sir.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 20:43:37 UTC

Right, then. Not my business. Probably not my universe either.

Where's your deli counter, anyway? I have yet to figure out how to make these blasted comm things show a yellow pages.

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 20:45:51 UTC

Right smack dab in the heart of Zone Three, my friend. "GER GTFO" you can't miss it even if you're blind and tasteless.

first_of_steel June 18 2010, 20:54:50 UTC

Walking distance, then. Excellent. I'll make sure to stop by.

onemanaloooone June 18 2010, 21:13:03 UTC

Right. I'll keep a lookout for a GI Joe.

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