[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

How the friggin' ... you turn this thing on...

[The volume turns up, as the speaker figures out this mystifying piece of tech. The voice may or may not be familiar.]

All right. So I hear all of you big bad mechanoids got yourselves suddenly de-mechanoid-ed. Shoe's on the other not-so-giant foot now, ain't it? I'd laugh if I weren't so busy

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[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

[Soundwave offered some help with the growling.]

You.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

[Whoaaaaaaaa that's not a good voice. The growling's a dead giveaway.]

Well, well well. If it ain't old NBE-1.

How're you liking this fine establishment here?

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

My name is Megatron, insect.

And this establishment would be far better if they would take care to filter out the trash.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

You keep sayin' that, all I hear is NBE-1. Iceman. Snowtop. Ugly Ass Otter Pop. You want me to go on?

Yeah, but then you'd have to go home and terrorize the populace.

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

Call me that again, I will tear the flesh from your bones.

Perhaps if you learn some respect, I will do you the honour of killing you beforehand.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

... Which one? I left an awful lotta names back there.

Gotta find me first, don't you? And, from what I remember, you kinda come with one big growling soundtrack worse than a Hans Zimmer concerto. You ain't hard to miss.

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

Anything that is not Megatron. I do not care what your fleshling organization thought fit to call me, it is not my name.

Whether you know I am coming or not, you will find it difficult to escape.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

You should be grateful we called you anything at all. We could'a called you "the overgrown Popsicle in the corner". That was my idea. Had a good ring to it.

You gotta find me first, pal.

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

Right in the middle of Zone Three, I believe you said?

We will see what name you call me, when I have finished with you.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

...

What, you stalk everything I say now? You don't got much of a life do you?

[BEE ARE BEE. PREPPING THE BUNKER.]

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

Only those who waste decades of my time, experimenting on my body.

I believe that the time I would spend breaking yours would be well-spent.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Woe is you, yup, got it, understood.

... No can do. Got a lot of work to do!

[Voice]

[deceptivecon]

It wasn't an option.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Yeah, well I'm makin' it an option.

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[deceptivecon]

You will have little success.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

We'll just have to see about that, won't we.