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[chessurcat]

[The video flickers in to show what appears to be the head of a gray and blue tabby cat. The image would seem to be upside down, but it was in fact the cat itself. Also upon further inspection one might notice that there was no body attached to the head. This does not seem to bother the cat at all.My it seems I have fallen down the wrong rabbit

Comments

1/??

[highly_unstable]

Oooh, vhat about four zhings?

2/??

[highly_unstable]

You are currently in an interdimensional hub known as 'Axiom Nexus.' As of yet, zhere are few vays to escape.

Zhere are beings known as Transtechs, who are ze auzhority here.

3/??

[highly_unstable]

Zhey really believe zhey can keep us here?! I vill break zheir diodes into sprinkles, und smear zhem on oil cake!

4/??

[highly_unstable]

You vill be required to find a job, so zhat you can afford to survive. Zhey are not fond of 'freeloaders.'

5/??

[highly_unstable]

I zhink you vould do vell as a zhrow rug! Ahahahaha!

6/6

[highly_unstable]

Vait, vas zhat four?

Bwha ha

[chessurcat]

[The head would twirl some more. And twirl. And twirl.]

So this is land that traps those who step into the looking glass? I never would have expected to end up on the other side. A misstep of my own thinking, me thinks.

Oh, and I do have a job. I am a cat. And being a cat is the greatest job one could ever hope to achieve. You should try it sometime, though you will have to work on your cat-skills.

And evaporating.

[Blitzwing's insanity does not seem to phase him at all. Which really, it doesn't.]

It was four plus two. Toss them into the air and you are at the number you seek. Four is a lovely number isn't it?