[ video (nothing accidental here) ]
[A video feed flicks on displaying a wide-angle view of the Axiom Beach & Ocean Virtual Environment -- and for many several minutes, there is nothing unusual other than an eclectic assortment of robots engaged in a very competitive volleyball match in the far background…
That is…until there passes by a humanoid figure who is, contrary to the simulated summer weather, clad from toe to hood in black leather. His expression is…strangely somewhere between bemused and displeased…but it's not quite either…]
Ya know what, Cyberland? I totally didn't mind getting waylaid on this little detour at first. You guys have excellently processed frozen treats, for one. But I gotta say: there's a certain something lacking - like some kind of actual real-deal passion around here. Weren't most of you at war? Nothin' better than that.
...But I put all that effort in, do my homework, displace 30 vertical feet of robot…and all I get is this, huh?
[He lifts up a small dark twitchy creature by the scruff of...where its neck ought to be, if it had possessed a proper one.]
I refuse.
[The bewildered little creature is shook in punctuation.]
There has gotta be someone stronger out there. Anyone who could put up a fight…
That is…until there passes by a humanoid figure who is, contrary to the simulated summer weather, clad from toe to hood in black leather. His expression is…strangely somewhere between bemused and displeased…but it's not quite either…]
Ya know what, Cyberland? I totally didn't mind getting waylaid on this little detour at first. You guys have excellently processed frozen treats, for one. But I gotta say: there's a certain something lacking - like some kind of actual real-deal passion around here. Weren't most of you at war? Nothin' better than that.
...But I put all that effort in, do my homework, displace 30 vertical feet of robot…and all I get is this, huh?
[He lifts up a small dark twitchy creature by the scruff of...where its neck ought to be, if it had possessed a proper one.]
I refuse.
[The bewildered little creature is shook in punctuation.]
There has gotta be someone stronger out there. Anyone who could put up a fight…