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Jun 01, 2010 21:03



[The screen shows a matte black jet, with (he thinks) rather dashing purple highlights, sitting behind a desk, scarcely able to restrain a chortle.  He clears his vocalizer, looks down.  The grin fades.]
In which Skywarp turns the tables, flips the script, and...goes a little power mad. )

† transformers: 2007 movie | skywarp

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[Video] inursatellites June 2 2010, 02:17:03 UTC
[Just... staring.]

ELABORATE. PURPOSE OF THIS TRANSMISSION: LACKING.

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 02:20:56 UTC
[Oh, just you wait, Soundwave. Skywarp's already got your rating.....]

It's called...a job?

What? My High Command had--apparently--no use for me.

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[Video] deceptivecon June 2 2010, 02:41:58 UTC
Oh?

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 02:50:39 UTC
[And SHAZAM. The second Skywarp takes some initiative, here they come in to snatch his cybercookies.]

By all indications.

[Finally worth your notice NOW, Lord Megatron?]

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[Video] inursatellites June 2 2010, 02:59:30 UTC
THERE ARE: NO STANDING ORDERS LISTING REMOVAL OF DESIGNATION SKYWARP FROM DECEPTICON RANKS.

FILES INDICATE: STILL A POTENTIAL USE UNLESS LORD MEGATRON DICTATES OTHERWISE.

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 03:13:31 UTC
Well, isn't that a snuggly comfort. Might want to ratchet down that 'potential' to a 'marginal'. Or else you'll reveal that you HAVEn't read my files.

And sorry, but 'potential' doesn't pay the slaggin' rent.

[I rotted out there for megacycles. No one noticed. No 'potential' there. What's changed? You so slaggin' desperate here you'd consider using *me*?]

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[Video] inursatellites June 2 2010, 03:21:53 UTC
[Soundwave doesn't respond to the first part. He stares impassively into the camera, before turning away.]

LORD MEGATRON: DICTATES "USEFULNESS". DECEPTICONS: WILL COMPLY WITH HIS WISHES.

AND WILL NOT ASSUME OTHERWISE. UNLESS STATED.

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 03:27:09 UTC
[Think you can out-creepystare (tm) me?]

I'd comply with his orders...if he'd condescend to give me any.

[Said rather tightly.]

In lieu of his august will, I've had to make my own way. I'd imagine he should be impressed I can survive on my own.

[Had plenty of practice, after all.]

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[Video] inursatellites June 2 2010, 03:37:35 UTC
[His impassive expression remains. Soundwave isn't one for emotional displays.]

STANDING ORDERS: OBSERVE. MONITOR.

MOST BASIC PROTOFORM: CAPABLE OF SURVIVAL IN A LARGE CITY SETTING.

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 03:48:43 UTC
Hmmm, and you'd be the survival expert, CPT Floatypants?

But go ahead. Join the club: Under-rate what I can do. Makes me wonder why you're even talking to me. Probably a waste of your so valuable time. Megatron's probably got some gunk in his treads you can pick out for him.

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[Video] inursatellites June 2 2010, 04:53:34 UTC
EXPERTISE WAS: NEVER IMPLIED. ANYONE: CAN SURVIVE.

DESIGNATION: SKYWARP IS PLACING HIS OWN IMPLICATIONS ON THINGS. SOUNDWAVE: HAS ONLY STATED FACTS.

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Re: [Video] caelumtorqueo June 2 2010, 05:04:51 UTC
[ >:C It's like...you're trying to honk him off. ]

If you think 'anyone: can survive' then the whole point of natural selection's kind of lost on you, right? Culling? Training? Weeding out mechs through attrition/examination? Only the strong survive and all that other jingoistic slag?

Try that as a 'fact'.

[Wow, he is going to regret this, isn't he?]

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