[ very accidental video]

[kaon_krusher]

[A video feed switches on abruptly, the camera bouncing a few times before coming to rest on the floor. The sideways scene shows an unremarkable body slumping swiftly, optics still online though flickering, a look of utter surprise permanently cemented to the mech's face.]

[Overhead, the assailant experimentally pokes the form, around him littered

Comments

[...conspicuously without video-voice only.]

[not_your_gun]

.....and what will you do when he calls?

[kaon_krusher]

[gesturing dramatically to nowhere in particular]
I shall continue to assist in His universal conquest. I will sing His name on high. I…
[head suddenly snaps to the direction of the upturned terminal, and he slides over on one foot to scoop it up, shaking it to encourage the video to confirm...]
…
Master!?
Where have You been?! Are You functional? Why have…
I await Your orders in anticipation.

[Locked, but still voice.]

[not_your_gun]

[...alright, he's never had his voice actually recognized like that before by a mech not from his universe. This Malgian is either very good, or very crazy.]

...astute of you. I am...a...Megatron, it is true, though I am likely not the one you seek. However...I....

...may have a way of restoring you to him, if you will follow my allegiance for the time being.

...it seems like you could use some assistance, besides.

not crazy....devout!

[kaon_krusher]

My audials are tuned for You, my Liege, as always.

And I have been seeking You since…
[Lugnut pauses. Restoring? This may be one of those "discreet" issues…]
...Do you require me to fetch You another key, Master?

[He finally looses his balance teetering on one leg, and collapses on his knees in relief, still clutching the uncooperative monitor.]
…Erm, and some assistance...may be required first.

[technoorganic]

[..brb laughing at you]

Oh Lugnut, you never fail to amuse.

[kaon_krusher]

[Is this thing still on?]

Oh...you.
You have no right to speak, deserter.

[technoorganic]

I don't know what you're talking about, darling. I would never desert Lord Megatron.

[kaon_krusher]

Yet you have been strangely absent since the Nemesis crashed.

[zetabeamguy]

You look like you've seen better days.

[kaon_krusher]

[still distractedly fumbling around, looking for extra scattered bits]

This...happens, sometimes.
...However, it will not deter me from fulfilling my mission!

[zetabeamguy]

Your mission being... what, exactly?

[kaon_krusher]

Ensuring Decepticon victory, of course!
In whatever function my Master requires.

[like_a_bossbot]

... Lugnut?

[He's wondering how he hasn't noticed that particular presence. Especially with more than one Megatron for him to rant about.]

Megatron... well, err... the Megatron from our universe... isn't here.

Thankfully.

[kaon_krusher]

Do not bother to lie, Autobot! I have already spoken with my Master.

[like_a_bossbot]

... That's not our Megatron.

If he was here, I doubt he'd have stayed hiding this long.

[kaon_krusher]

He is not your Megatron, imprudent Autobot.
Why would He have a reason to make His presence known to the likes of you?

[Voice]

[show_my_cannons]

... what is that supposed to be?

Re: [Voice]

[kaon_krusher]

...I could ask the same of you.
...you seem to be one of those mechs who wear their insides on the outside?

[Voice]

[show_my_cannons]

My internals are completely covered! What is the matter with you!

*lots* of things are wrong with him

[kaon_krusher]

[does not like the frequencies of Tyran voices]

You sound like those others. Your voice is creating too much feedback.