[Audio]

[jetfyre]

[There is a short buzz of static, before the sounds of hundreds of beings talking is heard. There is also a lot of background noise: people shuffling, rapid typing on a multitude of keypads, and an ever constant humming. Occasionally there is the distinctive sounds of an argument, but they quickly reside as security deals with them.So, I've finally

Comments

1/2

[fangirlbait]

Well at least someone is thinking he

2/2

[fangirlbait]

Skyfire?

Re: 2/2

[jetfyre]

No, you must be mistaken. My designation is Jetfire. The Skyfire was a star ship.

[fangirlbait]

[He's totally not disappointed, no.]

Oh. I see. Well you...

Must be one of those doubles.

[jetfyre]

[Has a strange sense of deja vu]

You aren't the first one who's told me that.

[Smiles slightly]

Maybe you'll find your Skyfire here?

[fangirlbait]

Figures.

... Well I should hope not! Slagging traitor- useless Autobot scum!I ought to slag you for even looking like him. But I've got more important issues at hand.

[jetfyre]

Well, I'm sure he saw the error of his ways and chose the correct side to fight for, the Autobots. And don't even try anything with me; I am more than a match for you!

[fangirlbait]

Oh spare me the wishy-washy slag. If you are anything like Skyfire, you're probably slow and clumsy. I could fly circles around you.

[jetfyre]

I'm not slow at all! I'll have you know I've earned the title of Air Guardian before, so I bet I could fly circles around you.

[fangirlbait]

Air Guardian? So? I'm the Air Commander. What difference does it make, I am a jet... and. I'm just going to take a stab at this.

You're a shuttle type, are you not?

Let the Pissing Contest Begin

[jetfyre]

I have not seen you fly, and you haven't seen me either. I think the only way to resolve this is with a little competition. Unless you're scared when it comes to proving yourself, Air Commander. [There is a definite hint of challenge there]

And I might be able to carry smaller-sized creatures within myself if I had to, but it would be impossible for me to transport any regular sized Cybertronian. So no, I am not a shuttle.

Starscream's favorite pass-time

[fangirlbait]

Are you issuing me a challenge, Not-Skyfire? If so then I gladly accept. Just name the time and place.

Oh really? Surprise, surprise. I still assert that you are big, dumb and slow.

And here I've always thought Parcheesi was his favourite pass-time

[jetfyre]

Hmph, this should be interesting to see. Very well, I will inform you of the place and date when I get out of this line. In other words, in a very, very, long time.]

Think what you will, Starscream, but when the time comes, I will show you who is the slow one.

Naw that's Thundercracker's

[fangirlbait]

Fine

I can whip you any day of the stellar-cycle you overgrown glider!

Re: Naw that's Thundercracker's

[jetfyre]

[He's obviously scowling as he replies]

Arrogant kite!

[fangirlbait]

So's your manufacturer!