ATTENTION CITIZENS

Nov 26, 2009 15:26

[This announcement is EVERYWHERE. Video screens, television channels, radio frequencies, and of course your handheld comms. If you’re in the Offworld, you can see and hear this.

It’s the return of Sentinel Minor, and if he’s not as happy as he once was he still hasn’t learned not to shout.]

GREETINGS CITIZENS!

DUE TO THE GENEROSITY OF AXIOM DONATIONS AND ASSISTANCE BY LORD HIGH PROTECTOR MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS PRIME, WE HAVE BEGUN TO STREAMLINE THE DEPORTATION PROCESS. OVER THE LAST FIVE SOLAR CYCLES WE HAVE SENT ONE THOUSAND AND FIFTY THREE POINT FIVE OFFWORLD CITIZENS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE WORLDS. WE HAVE PURGED ALL THOSE INJURED WITHIN CLINICS AND HOSPITALS TO LOWER THEIR BURDEN UPON THE OFFWORLD.

IT HAS BEEN MADE CLEAR TO ME THAT MANY ARE UNAWARE OF THEIR UNIQUE SITUATION HERE IN THE OFFWORLD. I WILL EXPLAIN: THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME, AND YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE. WHILE YOU ARE ENCOURAGED AND EXPECTED TO SETTLE INTO A USEFUL POSITION WITHIN THIS SOCIETY UPON ARRIVAL, YOUR STAY IS ALWAYS INTENDED TO BE IMPERMANENT. UPON PROPER PROCESSING, YOU WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR TIMELINE OR A SIMILAR TIMELINE WITHIN WHICH YOUR CROSS CONTAMINATION OF TIMESTREAMS WILL NOT CAUSE FURTHER UNIVERSAL DAMAGE.

DEPORTATION IS NOT A CHOICE. FILING AN EXIT VISA IS MERELY A MEANS OF HASTENING THE PROCESS.

WE AT OFFWORLD SECURITY AND CENTRAL PROCESSING ARE WORKING TO ENSURE THE SAFE RETURN OF EACH AND EVERY OFFWORLD CITIZEN.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH SECURITY AND DEPORTATION FORCES WILL BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY.

[[Do you have a character with a line to the outside Axiom? Someone who listens to the rumour mill, especially in Zone 1? You’ll probably hear that this mass of deportations has nothing to do with citizens at all - it’s the TransTechs who are complaining - and threatening their own actions if something isn’t done about the Offworld. They’re not pleased with us right now - and Offworld Security is scrambling to make them happy before they start taking the law into their own hands.]]

npc | general

Previous post Next post
Up