[video]
[video feed clicks on and shows Sam Witwicky sitting on a hospital bed] Oh thank god-- I'm ali-- wait wait wait, I'm not like... missing anything right? I still have my arms? Legs?
[totally feeling all over his body to make sure things are... attached the right way. There is a sigh of relief.]
Ya know, I really don't believe any of this. The uh, doctors here? Said I've been asleep for like almost a month? That's not-- how is that even possible?
This is some kind of joke, right? Haha, real funny 'Bee. I bet you got Mikaela in on this too--
[right on cue, the door opens and a second later Sam is being hugged to death by Mikaela. For a few seconds he flails, unsure of what's going on until he realizes it's just his girlfriend.]
Mikaela-- what are you-- Mikaela I can't-- I need my lungs to-- [gaaaaaasp] breathe!
[totally feeling all over his body to make sure things are... attached the right way. There is a sigh of relief.]
Ya know, I really don't believe any of this. The uh, doctors here? Said I've been asleep for like almost a month? That's not-- how is that even possible?
This is some kind of joke, right? Haha, real funny 'Bee. I bet you got Mikaela in on this too--
[right on cue, the door opens and a second later Sam is being hugged to death by Mikaela. For a few seconds he flails, unsure of what's going on until he realizes it's just his girlfriend.]
Mikaela-- what are you-- Mikaela I can't-- I need my lungs to-- [gaaaaaasp] breathe!