Oct 21, 2009 14:08
[Here is Frenzy twitching and ticking and sputtering away as usual before his camera. However, not quite so usual is the mountain of peculiar looking junk he's tinkering with. On closer inspection, or really just a second glance, it's actually a pile of mostly mutilated Sues, some whole, most of them robotic/Transformer-esque in nature. But the buzzing of flies and sticky red liquid beneath the pile can clearly hint that some of them are organic.]
[Finally Frenzy addresses the camera, clapping those knife-y hands of his excitedly.]
How much I get!? How much I get!?
[The pile of blades drags out what was once a very pretty and sparkly... Frenzy look-alike. Only with breasts. Yes, breasts. And hair--long beautiful blonde hair. On a female Frenzy.] Is cute, is cute, but no fun, no fun at all. [He tosses her back into the pile.] Any one else care to join? Party over here! I love to have company! Even if not shiny shiny femme things! All organic and Autobots welcome to join Frenzy! Especially if they big chestplated brown head-fur young women-things! [Oh, he's joking Mikaela. Yes. Joking.]
† transformers: 2007 movie | frenzy