[Video and ANGER.]

[not_your_gun]

[The image displayed is a very clearly disgruntled and damaged Megatron, sitting on top of a very clearly unconscious and even more damaged Ironhide. Both sets of wounds are fresh. Well, beyond all of Ironhide's normal scars, that is.]

Would someone please come and retrieve this mound of scrap metal before he's looted for spare parts? I won't sit

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[lasercannons]

If you need the old fool hauled anywhere, my alternate mode should be sufficient.

[not_your_gun]

I don't suppose you have an Ironhide in your universe?

If this happens again, I'll have you bring whichever fool it is back to the warehouse to provide us with some entertainment.

[lasercannons]

There is one, though he is... vastly different from the one you're sitting on.

... [ chuckles ]

[not_your_gun]

A universe without a stubborn fool for an Ironhide? No wonder you're so rare.

[lasercannons]

Oh, he might very well be stubborn. I have no personal experience with him. But his alternate mode is a pickup- white with black spots. He resembles a cow.

...you realize this is coming from a mech sporting orange, green, and yellow?

[not_your_gun]

...white with black spots?

I'm unfamiliar with cows, but the image is enough to return some of my amusement to me. Especially when transposing it on my current chair.

BUT I DON'T LOOK LIKE A COW OKAY.

[lasercannons]

The effect is rather comical.

I like Green and yellow and orange, actually! With...black...accents....

[not_your_gun]

...then the next idiot to cross our path will be treated to a new paint job, I am thinking.

Not everybody can make this paint job look good.

[lasercannons]

Remind me, then, to show you what a cow looks like. Having something to compare it to only makes it that much more amusing.

[ a pause ] I've noticed the Autobot has allies coming for him. Do you require any assistance?

Grimlock, for instance, would completely fail at it.

[not_your_gun]

Its already been noted in my memory banks to inquire about when I return to the apartment. Have you been able to settle in?

[Also a pause, to consider.]

Blackout is coming to escort me. I do not intend to be going any longer without a full repair. [Considers.] Though now that you've mentioned it, I don't suppose you're capable of recon are you? It could be advantageous to know where they progress from here.

You're asking the guy with the neon paint job to do recon?

[lasercannons]

I didn't have much to settle, so yes. I have.

... I could. The only one of them who would recognize me, should I be noticed, is currently out cold.

Of course. He's so obvious that no one will believe he's following them.

[not_your_gun]

Excellent.

I assume you snagged the coordinates from the earlier conversations?

...well, who can argue with THAT logic.

[lasercannons]

I did. I'll be waiting for them when they pull out.