At least they were thorough enough to list Elton John twice.

[axewound21]

Listening to the wrong popular music makes you gay! (Well, at least that's what this one Christian website claims.)

Do yourself a favor and read the whole list. I kept thinking it couldn't get any sillier, and then I'd hit something that made me laugh even more.

And put down that Ravi Shankar record, Mary!

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[youarebonfante]

Damn, I better get rid of my Cole Porter albums.

And hold the phone, what is gay about Lisa Loeb? She is trying to find hetero love in the big city - I've seen "#1 Single!"

I have it on good authority that Dweezil doesn't have a penis.

[axewound21]

Yes, but something about those kitty kat glasses makes lesbos wanna touch their vajayjays. We have a team of scientists on it, but no one's been able to determine the cause yet.

Re: I have it on good authority that Dweezil doesn't have a penis.

[youarebonfante]

ok ok ok this guy has a myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/donniedavies

tell me you saw his music video before youtube killed it. the chorus is "god hates fags, god hates fags, god hates fags. if you're a fag, he hates you too" i haven't hear better lyrics since "evel knievel: the rock opera"

hours of entertainment?

[youarebonfante]

"I am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.

When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay." -Donnie

I KNEW IT.

Re: hours of entertainment?

[axewound21]

NO! *slaps cheek*

But rejoice! Even if youtube killed the video, myspace wouldn't censor someone fucking a sheep with a dead baby. It's under his videos on his page.

The definition of LULZ: the implication that Donnie's homosexuality may have, in fact, caused Hurricane Katrina.

Re: hours of entertainment?

[axewound21]

$20 says someone got his heart all broken, and then found Jebus...and went on a shopping spree at Tommy Bahama. Not necessarily in that order.

Re: hours of entertainment?

[youarebonfante]

to quote my fag roommate: "i want to suck his dick"
i am REALLY dismayed that i cannot add his song to by my profile song on my myspace.

Re: hours of entertainment?

[axewound21]

Oddly I agree with your roommate. I can only imagine the thrill of taking down a Christian homophobe would be tantamount to the adrenaline rush a cheetah gets taking down a gazelle.

Re: hours of entertainment?

[smartypantsnyc]

Thirdeded.

Re: I have it on good authority that Dweezil doesn't have a penis.

[smartypantsnyc]

LMAO!!!

YOU make ME wanna touch MY vajajay.

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