Ah, a new day at the office, and a new trashy reality show to work on! As a gift to you, my adoring fans, I present to you...
No, boys and girls, that's not Mary-Sue Whatsherface from the Indigo Girls, that's a 45 year-old Susan Olsen, or TV's Cindy Brady. Guess those years in the porn industry weren't too kind. (To her credit, the bottom half of the t-shirt says "Borat".) Mike Lookinland, aka Bobby, doesn't look to hot either (kind of like a 50 year-old Mark Hamill after yet another car accident), but you'll have to tune in to Vh1 to see what he looks like. *shudder*
As a bonus gift, here are
two signs of the
impending apocalypse.
That is all.