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axewound21

Huh, What?

Jun 26, 2006 19:09

For all you lovers of drag queen-friendly Canadian porn rap, you might be interested to know that Peaches' new album has been leaked.

Some of the links are dead, but I was able to grab all but one track on the album through that page. The duet with dyke goddess Joan Jett is particularly suite.

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lindsaylu June 27 2006, 02:28:49 UTC

I know this is completely unrelated to the post but you'll enjoy this nonetheless:

Aunt Rose thinks she's pregnant.

She hasn't even taken a pregnancy test, to the best of our knowledge, but she's "missed 2 periods" (she could just be 2 days late) and has been "tired and nauseous". In other news, this could be wildly hilarious if (a) she's not pregnant and plays it off as a first-trimester miscarriage and spends the rest of forever abjectly depressed for no real reason, (b) she has a hysterical pregnancy and gives birth to a sack of amneotic fluids in 7 months, or (c) she actually IS pregnant, has the child, and Nanny never talks to us again because a Rose baby > an Ed baby.

Just figured I'd get to you before Mom or Grandmom does.

Sack of amniotic fluids...LOL axewound21 June 27 2006, 02:35:32 UTC

That's a worthy non-sequitur if there ever was one. Let's hope for your, Ed's and my sister's collective sake that it's c), which really is the best possible outcome. And luckily you'll be living elsewhere and can't be drafted into fucking babysitting.

However, I vote for d) she gives birth to an insane child with down's syndrome that immediately begins exhibiting serial killer tendencies. =/

Both c and d, by the way, are signs of the end of the world.

Re: Sack of amniotic fluids...LOL lindsaylu June 27 2006, 02:45:10 UTC

I really hope it's C. Nanny annoys the hell out of me. And major pluses of being in New York for the next 4 years starting in 2 months (if you haven't heard, I'm not even coming home next summer as a nice little "eff you") include the no babysitting.

I like option D. Insert quotes from "The Ringer" here.

I don't think C or D would be signs of the apocalypse; they'd be signs of the world straightening out, I think. Sadly.

Re: Sack of amniotic fluids...LOL axewound21 June 27 2006, 03:11:27 UTC

Suite! Do you already have something lined up for next summer?! Or are you just that resolved to commit to big city life?

My first summer home I had to work at the $1.50 movie theater where they took the kids from Camden Youth Detention on field trips. I was awfully glad to get back to the Village that fall.

Re: Sack of amniotic fluids...LOL lindsaylu June 27 2006, 03:16:31 UTC

Two words: Summer classes. I wanna double major so I'm thinking I'll pack in some of my major classes for Spanish so I can spend the regular school year on Psychology. I probably have to pay for them, but any excuse to not come home to another summer like this is a good enough excuse for me. I can't imagine being back here inbetween semesters will be much better than now, where all I'm doing is working and anticipating going back to school so I feel slightly less useless.
That and there are so many more bangable options in New York... ya know?

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