Nyan ~
Greetings. I am England, also known as the remains of The British Empire or Great Britain. I have been around for nearly a thousand years. I am a humble but ostentatious, small but powerful country. Also home to awesome bands such as Iron Maiden, The Beatles, The Shadows, Queen, Pink Floyd and countless others.
This..is America..one of my old colonies. He declared his freedom in 1873. But we are still friends and I still see him as my brother. We get along, even though he is a complete arse hole. *Coughs* Excuse my language. Anyhow, in this picture, he looks scared because I told him I was going to cook.. He must be intimidated because my cooking is so fine!
This is France, in the past we had many wars but now we're fine.. I suppose. He is an idiot but.. meh.. I'll just have to deal with it. We helped each other in the first and second World War so we're cool. Also, he can't do rock, of course if it's in English it's completely fine.
And this, is a cigarette thingie. Because taking dramatic pictures of random stuff is too mainstream, Until next time! Cherio! (England and America go to the pub! Woop!)