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[axel_palmer]

Can't believe I had to trade my goddamn badge for a clean shirt. I'm getting it back one way or another, so don't get too attached to it, Ihy.

Christ, it doesn't even fit right!

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HAR HAR BLIND TEXT IS BLIND

[tom_hanniger]

Having trouble, Axel?

[axel_palmer]

Don't start with me.

[tom_hanniger]

Fine. Fine.

But Ihy gets pretty attached to his stuff. Good luck convincing him to give it back.

[axel_palmer]

Luck's got shit to do with it.

Axel Palmer uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

[tom_hanniger]

Oh yeah? You're going to fight with a kid over your badge?

Shit, I knew you were dumb but that's just fuckin' stupid.

Contrary to popular belief, there IS enough Axel Palmer to go around.

[axel_palmer]

...You got me, Tom. I was gonna rumble with a six-year-old.

Axel Palmer doesn't sleep. He waits.

[tom_hanniger]

Ooh, Jesus. Your sarcasm slays me.

Axel Palmer destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[axel_palmer]

Don't get my hopes up.

Axel Palmer once punched a man in the SOUL.

[tom_hanniger]

I don't know how Sarah puts up with you.

Axel Palmer counted to infinity - twice.

[axel_palmer]

What Sarah does or doesn't do isn't your business anymore.

Axel Palmer can gargle peanut butter.

[tom_hanniger]

Says you.

Axel Palmer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[axel_palmer]

Damn straight.

Axel Palmer once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

[tom_hanniger]

Ok, buddy. Just as long as you're happy.

Axel Palmer's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

[axel_palmer]

And what's that supposed to mean?

Axel Palmer has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[tom_hanniger]

What do you think?

Axel Palmer wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

[axel_palmer]

I'm not in the mood for fucking games.