soup for the soul.
jill, 9 to me yesterday when i brought home cream of leek soup made by my male colleague (after taking a spoonful): marry him!
me: er you've met him right, he's kinda gay
jill: that's ok so are you. you're like a boy and he's like a girl
me: ....
jill: and i saw his yellow underwear (he was bending down to talk to someone -- what were you thinking?!)
a beat.
jill: and your fave colour is yellow wat
me: yup of course. i should marry someone who cooks good soup and likes yellow. why don't i just marry spongebob. (he's kinda gay too)
me: er you've met him right, he's kinda gay
jill: that's ok so are you. you're like a boy and he's like a girl
me: ....
jill: and i saw his yellow underwear (he was bending down to talk to someone -- what were you thinking?!)
a beat.
jill: and your fave colour is yellow wat
me: yup of course. i should marry someone who cooks good soup and likes yellow. why don't i just marry spongebob. (he's kinda gay too)