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You know those stupid yet oddly entertaining quiz deals that people put on their lj to either A.) Answer questions about themselves that as of yet were mysteries to modern man, or B.) Request feedback from their little online community? Well your lucky day has come because I've decided to get creative and create one of my own. Its a B category ( Read more... )
1.) Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10 (psh, like your ego needs it )
2.) Do I make you horny baby? ( like a texas toad )
3.) Randy? ( no i'm not austin powers )
4.) Do I make you horny baby, do I? ( like a big texas toad that blends into the sand )
5.) If I were an animal, what do you think I'd be? ( a yak )
6.) A food? ( rigatoni and pastrami salad )
7.) If you and I teamed up to form a band the likes of which had never been seen, what would it be called? ( sexcape with me )
8.) Do you love me (do you love me?) now that I can dance? ( you cant dance.....except for the gumby variety )
9.) Whos your daddy? ( Mr bagby )
10.) If I were a beer, would you drink me? ( If you were a soda i would drink nothing but )
-Would you...?
1.) Embrace me? ( of course! )
2.) Kiss me? ( ca depend )
3.) Make out with me? ( ca depend )
4.) Date me? ( ca depend!)
5.) Take my clothes off with your teeth? ( the odds are slim)
6.) Have hot sex with me on the beach? ( slimmer)
7.) Engage in a multiday kinky sexcapade with me? ( olsen-twin slim)
8.) Write a script for a 2 person porno involving a candy factory, but scrap the whole project due to dialogue problems? ( hmm. Greg who wrote a candy shop porno.........like are you even kidding me?)
-If you were drunk, would you...?
1.) Embrace me? ( i would anyways)
2.) Kiss me sloppily? ( I dont drink. And I'm not into sloppy.)
3.) Make out with me? ( see above)
4.) Date me and just stay drunk the whole time? ( keep looking up)
5.) Try to take my clothes off with your teeth, give up due to lack of coordination, and then just use your hands? ( not into the teeth thing frankly, please see above)
6.) Have hot drunken sex with me anywhere available? ( above)
7.) Engage in a multiday alchohol fueled sexcapade with me? ( abover)
8.) Repeatedly tell you that you love me, and then fall over and pass out so I have to take you home, wake up halfway there and stick your head out the window of my car and yell profanity at people walking down the street? ( abovest)
(I was gonna put an "If you were REALLY drunk, would you...?" section here, but decided against it.)
-More random questions
1.) If we were trapped in a sparsely furnished cabin in the woods for 1 week with plenty of food and water, and you could bring only 3 things with you besides your clothes, what would you bring? (1.trampoline 2.sprite 3.music )
2.) Black or white? ( red!)
3.) On or off? ( on?)
4.) Top or bottom? ( of??)
5.) Left or right? ( on the fence)
6.) Holland? is for lovers!!
All right, final question...
1.) Do you love me? ( why wouldnt I?!)
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