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You know those stupid yet oddly entertaining quiz deals that people put on their lj to either A.) Answer questions about themselves that as of yet were mysteries to modern man, or B.) Request feedback from their little online community? Well your lucky day has come because I've decided to get creative and create one of my own. Its a B category ( Read more... )
1.) Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10 (ten, muthafucka )
2.) Do I make you horny baby? (uh... nah)
3.) Randy? (nay)
4.) Do I make you horny baby, do I? (no dude...)
5.) If I were an animal, what do you think I'd be? (a fucking stallion. Cuz... those are associated with rock gods... and you're a rock god...)
6.) A food? (fried chicken)
7.) If you and I teamed up to form a band the likes of which had never been seen, what would it be called? (Sandra Day O'Connor and the Cannibals)
8.) Do you love me (do you love me?) now that I can dance? (ha ... ... ... FAG!)
9.) Whos your daddy? (I dunno. I'm adopted.)
10.) If I were a beer, would you drink me? (are you a domestic or an import?)
-Would you...?
1.) Embrace me? (I... might give you a hug)
2.) Kiss me? (no)
3.) Make out with me? (see above)
4.) Date me? (see above)
5.) Take my clothes off with your teeth? (look in the upper region for the answer)
6.) Have hot sex with me on the beach? (quit it)
7.) Engage in a multiday kinky sexcapade with me? (get the fuck outta here)
8.) Write a script for a 2 person porno involving a candy factory, but scrap the whole project due to dialogue problems? (I wouldn't, but I know a certain someone who would... and did...)
-If you were drunk, would you...?
1.) Embrace me? (yeah I'd definitely give you a hug. I give lots of hugs when I'm wasted)
2.) Kiss me sloppily? (no)
3.) Make out with me? (see the fuckin above answer)
4.) Date me and just stay drunk the whole time? (if someone dates you Steven, and you notice they start to get drunk more and more until they're constantly drunk all the fuckin time, I think thats a tell tale sign of an abusive relationship bro.)
5.) Try to take my clothes off with your teeth, give up due to lack of coordination, and then just use your hands? (haha no, but I might try to take MY clothes off with my teeth, then give up due to lack of coordination and try the hands, then give up all together.)
6.) Have hot drunken sex with me anywhere available? (forget that shit)
7.) Engage in a multiday alchohol fueled sexcapade with me? (shit these are gay questions... is this quiz meant for me?)
8.) Repeatedly tell you that you love me, and then fall over and pass out so I have to take you home, wake up halfway there and stick your head out the window of my car and yell profanity at people walking down the street? (I'd do all that except for tell you I love you.)
(I was gonna put an "If you were REALLY drunk, would you...?" section here, but decided against it.)
-More random questions
1.) If we were trapped in a sparsely furnished cabin in the woods for 1 week with plenty of food and water, and you could bring only 3 things with you besides your clothes, what would you bring? (1.BOOZE!!!! 2.MORE BOOZE!!! 3.A FUCKIN TV!!!!!)
2.) Black or white? (gray)
3.) On or off? (on)
4.) Top or bottom? (bottom, but not with you)
5.) Left or right? (wright)
6.) Holland? Come again?
All right, final question...
1.) Do you love me? (YOU BETTA FUCKIN BELEIVE IT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!)
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