The meat on the cross
Last night at work really opened my eyes.
You know, The door knockers right? Mormons, Jehovas Witnesses... And now baptists.
Last night at about 9:20, A vanload of 8 or 9 religious solicitors came into the store (all in the traditional suits and dresses) from Faith Baptist in Berne. Instead of ordering food, The first ten minutes started off with "If you were to die tonight, Are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?". The kid in the flannel jacket just kept talking to me about God and sin and heaven and stuff. It was horrible!
I looked at Jessi at least eight times with that (Help!) look on my face. Nobody would help me:(
He then asked if I would join them in the dining room for a session of religious babbling, But I told him I still had to finish my work, And cant do anything like that while on the clock. I know we have to be nice to our costumers, But when are you supposed to draw the line?
They ended up ordering 23 sandwitches. Over the next hour (My shift was supposed to end at 9:30, And we lock the doors at 10), They asked for me to come talk to them 6 times, Even offering me a free sandwitch for my time.
Ax: "Those people creep me the hell out, Man! Theyre even trying to give me an Arby Melt!"
Jessi: "For What?"
Ax: "For my soul!"
Dru ended up walking their flyers back out to them.
Normally, If it were a confrontation on the street, I could think of so many ways to have fun with it.
"Sorry, I dont join cults."
"Im a scientologist"
"You can have my time if she lifts her dress and shows what God gave her. (appropriate shocked response) Isnt it worth the potential of saving my soul from eternal damnation?"
"I would talk to you, But I dont think my dark lord would like that too much"
(pulls out Laveyan bible)"Are you 100% sure that if you were to die tonight (glare), That you would go to Hell?"
Oh, And Tekken 6 wont come out until Autumn of 2009, But for the PS3 AND the XBox 360 (wtf)
You know, The door knockers right? Mormons, Jehovas Witnesses... And now baptists.
Last night at about 9:20, A vanload of 8 or 9 religious solicitors came into the store (all in the traditional suits and dresses) from Faith Baptist in Berne. Instead of ordering food, The first ten minutes started off with "If you were to die tonight, Are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?". The kid in the flannel jacket just kept talking to me about God and sin and heaven and stuff. It was horrible!
I looked at Jessi at least eight times with that (Help!) look on my face. Nobody would help me:(
He then asked if I would join them in the dining room for a session of religious babbling, But I told him I still had to finish my work, And cant do anything like that while on the clock. I know we have to be nice to our costumers, But when are you supposed to draw the line?
They ended up ordering 23 sandwitches. Over the next hour (My shift was supposed to end at 9:30, And we lock the doors at 10), They asked for me to come talk to them 6 times, Even offering me a free sandwitch for my time.
Ax: "Those people creep me the hell out, Man! Theyre even trying to give me an Arby Melt!"
Jessi: "For What?"
Ax: "For my soul!"
Dru ended up walking their flyers back out to them.
Normally, If it were a confrontation on the street, I could think of so many ways to have fun with it.
"Sorry, I dont join cults."
"Im a scientologist"
"You can have my time if she lifts her dress and shows what God gave her. (appropriate shocked response) Isnt it worth the potential of saving my soul from eternal damnation?"
"I would talk to you, But I dont think my dark lord would like that too much"
(pulls out Laveyan bible)"Are you 100% sure that if you were to die tonight (glare), That you would go to Hell?"
Oh, And Tekken 6 wont come out until Autumn of 2009, But for the PS3 AND the XBox 360 (wtf)