Dinner conversation.
Person 1: "so what are you going to do when you graduate?"
Me: "Study insects."
Person 1: "Study Sex?"
Me: "In-sec-ts!"
Me: "I should go get some homework done... I've spent the whole afternoon looking up mantids."
Person 2: "You were looking up man tits?"
Me: "Mantid...praying mantid. If you must, I will prounounce it Man-tiss so that you wont hear it as man tits."
Me (walking away) Good grief!
Me: "Study insects."
Person 1: "Study Sex?"
Me: "In-sec-ts!"
Me: "I should go get some homework done... I've spent the whole afternoon looking up mantids."
Person 2: "You were looking up man tits?"
Me: "Mantid...praying mantid. If you must, I will prounounce it Man-tiss so that you wont hear it as man tits."
Me (walking away) Good grief!