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[awwmybees]

well... I was a bit down yesterday. More like last night, I guess. Was thinking again about the fact that I really don't have many friends anymore. They all ran away after high school and only come back when they need something or someone to talk to. And of course, being the person I am, I give in. If I can't have friends around here all the time,

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[silentharmonics]

Well according to you and a few others I guess I have a nice ass. Nice enough that girls wish they had an ass like mine..and a few guys have mistaken me for female. How about I'll pretend to be a girl and you can pretend you don't really know I'm a guy and then we can have girl talk only I can act as though I'm the girl who never had a real friend to have girl talk with so that when I'm amazingly lost in the world of girly girl talkness it doesn't seem odd so that the illusion isn't ruined when I'm the confused girl talking girly girl thing. Wait. Can I just be a lesbian? That would make things so much easier. Though that might change the nature of the girl talk and would defeat the purpose of this whole charade that everyone has knowledge about but everyone denies is taking place. Wait, where was I going with this again? Oh...I love you! *MWAH* No feeling sad. *nod nod* Yeah that was the point..I think...SMILE DAMN YOU SMILE! Seriously if anyone who reads this isn't grinning at least a smidgeon...how the fuck is that spelled? Anyway if you're not grinning a smidgeon (there it goes again!!!) then you have no soul! NO SOUL I TELL YOU!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Umm...pie. Yes it all comes back to pie. FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PIE! For in its creamy goodness lies the salvation you have all been waiting for. ...Damn I'm stupid. I love you honey. Please feel better. ^^

[awwmybees]

hahahahahahahaha! Best. Response. Ever. :) I love you! I told you that you would act like a girl just to make me happy hehehe ^^