Standing on the Radiator Grill
Okay okay... I have never in my life "passed out" while drunk... I mean sure, I can drink however much I want and then GO TO SLEEP... but last night... no, i passed the fuck out. Not because of drinking though... it had something to do with either a) working at the redneck auto auctions... b) staying up the previous night until 4 AM... c) i have a final today that is going to FUCKING SUCK and, uh, yeah that might make my mind go sleepy or something.
But yea... so "Drawn Together" is fucking hilarious. Usually jokes on TV shows don't make me laugh very much because, well, anyone could have said them, but on this show, they're just hilarious. So, yeah, you should watch it, asshole.
My grades fucking rock too. Which is funny, because, since my parents like to steal all of my shit because they think they know a lot about me and stuff and what a wreck I am... here goes...
Math/History/English/Sociology
--C-----C------B---------D----
^(previously expected)^
--B-----C+-----A---------D+---
^(real grades)^
muhahahaha, I kick ass, and I owe it all to...
Signature Learning Center
Wow, I got the best education there. In fact, I would like to talk about... oh wait hold on for a second, there is a sale at BEST BUY on blank CDs... ill be back later!
But yea... so "Drawn Together" is fucking hilarious. Usually jokes on TV shows don't make me laugh very much because, well, anyone could have said them, but on this show, they're just hilarious. So, yeah, you should watch it, asshole.
My grades fucking rock too. Which is funny, because, since my parents like to steal all of my shit because they think they know a lot about me and stuff and what a wreck I am... here goes...
Math/History/English/Sociology
--C-----C------B---------D----
^(previously expected)^
--B-----C+-----A---------D+---
^(real grades)^
muhahahaha, I kick ass, and I owe it all to...
Signature Learning Center
Wow, I got the best education there. In fact, I would like to talk about... oh wait hold on for a second, there is a sale at BEST BUY on blank CDs... ill be back later!