Twilight Fans Look Away
I'm not a fan of Twilight. But then again I don't like vampire books that much nor do I like sappy romances without merit. But I found this and about died laughing...
Watch this and this if you've never seen the Twilight teaser trailers. You'll also need to know that the author has written four books by the titles Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
And now read the hilarious spoofs:
Pockitsune: I'm gonna write a book... inspired by you called 'Dusk'
Pockitsune: My next novel will be entitled 'Waxing Crescent'
Pockitsune: Followed by "OMFG WHAR THE FUCK DID TEH MOON GO?!?!?!"
Christy: Would the last one be, "Shattering Sundown"?
Pockitsune: or "Breaking Wind"
Pockitsune: I smell worldwide bestseller
periwinknotpink: am i gonna be
periwinknotpink: like
periwinknotpink: TEH BELLA?
periwinknotpink: i say make me fall in love with a leprechaun.
"Their love was forbidden."
"What do you do... when you.. have a pot of gold... but no one to share it with...?"
"When all the shamrocks in the world... are meaningless... where do you find luck...?"
periwinknotpink: "Ay, Mattward. she's not one of uuuusss"
periwinknotpink: "hoow.. tall are you...?"
periwinknotpink: "2 feet..."
periwinknotpink: "how long have you been 2 feet..?"
periwinknotpink: " a while."
Christy: "I know what you are...
Christy: you're impossibly short
periwinknotpink: you're clothes.. are green..
periwinknotpink: you're always... dancing and skipping
Christy: your hair is fire-y red..."
periwinknotpink: "SAY IT OUT LOUD...SAY IT LASS!"
periwinknotpink: "leprechaun!"
periwinknotpink: "are you scurred?"
periwinknotpink: "no."
periwinknotpink: "you shouldnt have said that."
periwinknotpink: *drags and rides over the rainbow*
periwinknotpink: "i see.. you broguth a lucky charms for breeeeaaakfast"
Pockitsune: How far would this story get?
Pockitsune: He wouldn't be able to stop the van - it'd go right over him
periwinknotpink: he's snap his fingers
periwinknotpink: and magicaly transport me.
periwinknotpink: INSIDE the van.
periwinknotpink: omg
Source of lulz found here. And if you are a Twilight Fan... don't yell at me. I didn't crack these jokes. I just laughed at them... and then reposted them for more people to see. :D
Watch this and this if you've never seen the Twilight teaser trailers. You'll also need to know that the author has written four books by the titles Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
And now read the hilarious spoofs:
Pockitsune: I'm gonna write a book... inspired by you called 'Dusk'
Pockitsune: My next novel will be entitled 'Waxing Crescent'
Pockitsune: Followed by "OMFG WHAR THE FUCK DID TEH MOON GO?!?!?!"
Christy: Would the last one be, "Shattering Sundown"?
Pockitsune: or "Breaking Wind"
Pockitsune: I smell worldwide bestseller
periwinknotpink: am i gonna be
periwinknotpink: like
periwinknotpink: TEH BELLA?
periwinknotpink: i say make me fall in love with a leprechaun.
"Their love was forbidden."
"What do you do... when you.. have a pot of gold... but no one to share it with...?"
"When all the shamrocks in the world... are meaningless... where do you find luck...?"
periwinknotpink: "Ay, Mattward. she's not one of uuuusss"
periwinknotpink: "hoow.. tall are you...?"
periwinknotpink: "2 feet..."
periwinknotpink: "how long have you been 2 feet..?"
periwinknotpink: " a while."
Christy: "I know what you are...
Christy: you're impossibly short
periwinknotpink: you're clothes.. are green..
periwinknotpink: you're always... dancing and skipping
Christy: your hair is fire-y red..."
periwinknotpink: "SAY IT OUT LOUD...SAY IT LASS!"
periwinknotpink: "leprechaun!"
periwinknotpink: "are you scurred?"
periwinknotpink: "no."
periwinknotpink: "you shouldnt have said that."
periwinknotpink: *drags and rides over the rainbow*
periwinknotpink: "i see.. you broguth a lucky charms for breeeeaaakfast"
Pockitsune: How far would this story get?
Pockitsune: He wouldn't be able to stop the van - it'd go right over him
periwinknotpink: he's snap his fingers
periwinknotpink: and magicaly transport me.
periwinknotpink: INSIDE the van.
periwinknotpink: omg
Source of lulz found here. And if you are a Twilight Fan... don't yell at me. I didn't crack these jokes. I just laughed at them... and then reposted them for more people to see. :D