Here's a bit of karaoke for everyone

[awpoorcolin]

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I’m fucking Col Morgan!
He’s fucking Col Morgan
I’m sorry but it’s true

I’m fucking Col Morgan!
He’s fucking Col Morgan
Seems like the world already knew

I’m fucking Col Morgan
On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
By the lake and a pond
And the throne room in Pierrefonds

I’m fucking Col Morgan
He’s fucking Col Morgan
While we're filming in Cardiff

I said I’m fucking Col Morgan
He said he’s fucking Col Morgan
Afterwards, we eat toast with Jif. It's quite delicious, actually.

Hey Js, don't take it bad
Think of all the ratings we'll have
If we get Merlin and Arthur
To snog and/or bugger
Then we'll have series 6
And donations for CiN...

Knock knock!
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Amfa!
Amfa who?
I’m fucking Col Morgan
He’s fucking Col Morgan

F-U-C-K'ing Col M-o-r-g-a-n
I said F-U-C-K'ing Col M-o-r-g-a-n

I’m fucking Col Morgan
He’s fucking Col Morgan
And you know that I ain’t shady

I said I’m fucking Col Morgan
He’s fucking Col Morgan
Just ask Paul O'Grady

Remember when?
Yeah, I didn't show up to the convention
I was preparing to fuck Col Morgan

Remember when?
Col said he bruised his tailbone during filming?
It was because I was fucking Col Morgan

Remember when?
When I was telling you I was fucking Col Morgan?
I was fucking Col Morgan.

On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
By the lake and a pond
And the throne room in Pierrefonds
I'm fucking Col Morgan
I'm fucking Col Morgan
I'm fucking Col Morgan