When U have Nothing to Do...
48 Things to Do at Wal-Mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
8. While handling knifes in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission: Impossible'.
10. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!!'
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! THE VOICES! THE VOICES!'
12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
13. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
14. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
15. Start playing football, and see how many people you can get to join in.
16. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
17. Tune all the radios to a polka stations, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
18. Play with the automatic doors.
19. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
20. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
21. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the tire store as your playing field.
22. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow! Magic!"
23. Ride a display bicycle through the store, claiming you're taking it for a "test drive."
24. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriter.
25. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
26. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
27. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"
28. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
29. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
30. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes (red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)
33. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
34. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
36. Two words: Marco Polo.
37. Re-aphabetize the CD's in Electronics.
38. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
39. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
40. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
41. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
42. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
43. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
44. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
46. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
47. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
48. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any merples here?"
Hahaha fun stuff huh?
1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
8. While handling knifes in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission: Impossible'.
10. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!!'
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! THE VOICES! THE VOICES!'
12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
13. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
14. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
15. Start playing football, and see how many people you can get to join in.
16. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
17. Tune all the radios to a polka stations, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
18. Play with the automatic doors.
19. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
20. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
21. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the tire store as your playing field.
22. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow! Magic!"
23. Ride a display bicycle through the store, claiming you're taking it for a "test drive."
24. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriter.
25. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
26. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
27. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"
28. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
29. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
30. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes (red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)
33. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
34. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
36. Two words: Marco Polo.
37. Re-aphabetize the CD's in Electronics.
38. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
39. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
40. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
41. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
42. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
43. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
44. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
46. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
47. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
48. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any merples here?"
Hahaha fun stuff huh?