Fantasy VS Reality

Jun 02, 2004 00:30

In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship. In reality, it means someone is horny.

In an imaginary world, "i really spending time with you" and "you are cool" mean i REALLY like spending time with you and you ARE cool. In reality, it means "will you fuck me?"

In an imaginary world, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In reality it means someones to drunk to stand on their own.

In an imaginary world the guy buys dinner and a movie and kisses you goodnight at the front door. In reality, there is no dinner and a movie and at the end of the date, most guys want a hell of alot more than a kiss goodnight.

In an imaginary world, men arent afraid to admit their feelings. In reality, if you ask them what they want, or why they kissed you they respong "why do you think?" (refer to #1 for defintion)

In an imaginary world, men only have one girl. In reality, you ARE the only one..well, except for Jodi, Jean, Alisha, Sara, Laura, Liz, Christy, Carrie, Jen, Mary, Katie ,Jocelyn, Lynda, Alyssa, Jessica, Cory, Heather...

In an imaginary world the guy might call you the day after. In reality, you're lucky if he acknowledges your presence when you walk by. (if they do call back, refer to #1 for the reason)

In an imaginary world even gorgeuos guys are nice. In reality, cute guys are asses, unattractive guys are desperate (jacob), and nice guys finish last.

In an imaginary world, sex is sacred and special. In reality, it happens every night between drunk strangers, who dont even know each others names. it always seems meaningless to at least one partner.

HAHA! arent those funny?1 i think they are..well im off to think about Lambie..on what to do and not to do..*rolling eyes* more like what im afraid to do and what im not gunna do..lol..
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