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I drank a twenty ounce of cold press coffee and now my stomach is going nuts. if only I were able to take a dump and end this torture.
instead, I will most definitely become so pissed off at my stomach for thinking it is allowed to have a mind of it's own that I'll end up punching myself in the gut just to show it who's boss.
sadly, this is a monthly routine.
the good news is that I can then focus on the pain from the abuse and the cramps no longer bother me.
maybe if the punch is hard enough I will shit myself.
instead, I will most definitely become so pissed off at my stomach for thinking it is allowed to have a mind of it's own that I'll end up punching myself in the gut just to show it who's boss.
sadly, this is a monthly routine.
the good news is that I can then focus on the pain from the abuse and the cramps no longer bother me.
maybe if the punch is hard enough I will shit myself.