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the anonymous one who doesn't have any new fangled ID or a live journal, im the one they call Wemyss anonymous September 12 2005, 23:44:18 UTC
1. HOW MANY SYNONYMS CAN YOU THINK OF FOR "VAGINA"?
-how many did we think of on the phone, you see i asked the original
question to bethany...because...ummm...err...well you can guess ...
or you can't...actually i'd be wierd if you could. Like 9 i think?

2. SHARE A FUNNY FARTING STORY(preferably NOT one about me thank you):
last night after i got of the phone, i went into my mom's room to
hang it up, as i was leaving i let out this huge reticulated beast
of a fart. It was loud and most involuntary. As I left the room my
mom said, "Hey, I heard that! Gross!"

3. DOES THE WORD "POOP" MAKE YOU LAUGH?
-Anyone who says they've never laughed at, "Poop" is a filty liar.
Bar none...a filty, smelly liar. But i don't hold a grudge...liars

4. SAY SOMETHING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (not "hi" "yes" "no" or "bye" etc etc):
Compos mentis a fide

5. MEN: HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VASOCONGESTION, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS "BLUE BALLS"?
WOMEN: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE CAUSE OF THE AFORESAID VASOCONGESTION?
No, i can't say that I have, I think it has something to do with my
being in great shape...thats just a theory.

6. IN YOUR OWN WORDS DEFINE "CHODE" :
-Wider than it is long...pronounced, "Chad" in boston.

7. WHAT IS A GOOD SEVENTH QUESTION?
-Do you know of, "Peaches?" If you think you really do...think again
cheesebag!

8. DOES IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU PEE?
-Not anymore...I've been arested while pissing in public and
arrested for a few other things but thats besides the point... You
heard me pee...and I you.

9. WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL FIRST DATE? (Please do NOT respond, "getting laid at the end of the night")
-Pricechopper...nuff said...PEACHES!

10. POOP!!!!
-POOP!!!! SEPIA

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Re: the anonymous one who doesn't have any new fangled ID or a live journal, im the one they call We awkwardgaloshes September 13 2005, 05:29:17 UTC
great shape? piff! like every time you fall to your knees in severe heart pain??? yeah....

poooooooooOOP!

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Re: the anonymous one who doesn't have any new fangled ID or a live journal, im the one they call We anonymous September 13 2005, 05:46:02 UTC
alright, besides my heart bitch, best shape of my life. and i love you to no end...is that enough for you to love a faulty hearted long islander back just as more? I mean come i eat like at least a dozen raw eggs a week and the occassional raw piece of steak. mmmmmmmm steak. but in reality...mmmmmmmm, Bethany. Wow, i love bethany and she claims to love me just as more...man im so lucky i could just, ummm, errr SPANK her until her butt is red.

P.S.- Latin class is so sweet, because you know who is in it...COLLEEN!

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