1. HOW MANY SYNONYMS CAN YOU THINK OF FOR "VAGINA"? snatch, cunt, pussy, box, some more....probobly 8 if I try real hard for a while...I hate them all.
2. SHARE A FUNNY FARTING STORY(preferably NOT one about me thank you): my grandmother farts when she walks and can't help it.
3. DOES THE WORD "POOP" MAKE YOU LAUGH? it actually makes me REALLY uncomfortable.
4. SAY SOMETHING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (not "hi" "yes" "no" or "bye" etc etc): Gale Niethda. (lj does not support the greek alphabet.)
5. MEN: HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VASOCONGESTION, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS "BLUE BALLS"? WOMEN: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE CAUSE OF THE AFORESAID VASOCONGESTION? nah. I'm nicer than that.
6. IN YOUR OWN WORDS DEFINE "CHODE" : n. same width as legnth. v. nasty.
7. WHAT IS A GOOD SEVENTH QUESTION? do you have a gross disease?
8. DOES IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU PEE? yes. it bothers me when I can hear other people pee, but I admire their balls to pee knowing someone can hear them, it bothers me that people know I'm peeing, peeing bothers me. I have a huuuuuuuuge bathroom in general issues.
9. WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL FIRST DATE? (Please do NOT respond, "getting laid at the end of the night") lots of compliments, lots of being checked out (by the guy). and being able to write a good, interesting story in my livejournal later on.
2. SHARE A FUNNY FARTING STORY(preferably NOT one about me thank you): my grandmother farts when she walks and can't help it.
3. DOES THE WORD "POOP" MAKE YOU LAUGH? it actually makes me REALLY uncomfortable.
4. SAY SOMETHING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (not "hi" "yes" "no" or "bye" etc etc): Gale Niethda. (lj does not support the greek alphabet.)
5. MEN: HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED VASOCONGESTION, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS "BLUE BALLS"?
WOMEN: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE CAUSE OF THE AFORESAID VASOCONGESTION? nah. I'm nicer than that.
6. IN YOUR OWN WORDS DEFINE "CHODE" : n. same width as legnth. v. nasty.
7. WHAT IS A GOOD SEVENTH QUESTION? do you have a gross disease?
8. DOES IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU PEE? yes. it bothers me when I can hear other people pee, but I admire their balls to pee knowing someone can hear them, it bothers me that people know I'm peeing, peeing bothers me. I have a huuuuuuuuge bathroom in general issues.
9. WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL FIRST DATE? (Please do NOT respond, "getting laid at the end of the night") lots of compliments, lots of being checked out (by the guy). and being able to write a good, interesting story in my livejournal later on.
10. POOP!!!! ugh.
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