I mock because I care - assorted Real Madrid and Arsenal crack ficlets

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So while I was getting into football fandom and the_wild_son was watching me get into football fandom, I used to email her all the stupid crack fic / ridiculous plots that we came up with. Since I have now got to the point at which I have no shame, here is a selection of those fics.

In which Ramos gives facial hair a goi.e. I mock Ramos for aallll the days,

Comments

[distira]

ofmg your sergio, i fucking cannot

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Heheheh :D I'm so awful to him Hana but I swear to god I don't dislike him, I find him oddly endearing and a great person to write about.