Don't they have people to do this sort of thing?

[awkward_bird]

NICK! GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN THE CASTLE IF IT'S NOT CURRENTLY HERE! WE HAVE A CRISIS!

And I found your pants. You are so not going to like this!

My baby has babies before I do. This is so degrading.

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[fecklesslyadorn]

Woah, woah, calm down. Now, explain. Crisis?

I'm still in the UK, but I'm far. What's wrong, Lizalu?

And my trousers?

[awkward_bird]

NO! PONDY. HAVING. PUPPIES. ON. YOUR. PANTS.

SHe must have been piling them, and--THERE IS PUPPY GOO ON YOUR PANTS----FROM OUR BABY!!

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

[fecklesslyadorn]

She WHAT

SHE WAS PREGNANT?

PONDY. Was Pregnant. IS IN LABOUR.

AND THERE IS ........

ohew.

I'm on my way!

[awkward_bird]

YES!

YES!

GOOD.

I can't handle this alone!

YES!

[fecklesslyadorn]

All of my trousers?

I'm coming, I'm coming, just....how many puppies are we talking here??

[awkward_bird]

Haven't counted

I don't know!