Don't they have people to do this sort of thing?

[awkward_bird]

NICK! GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN THE CASTLE IF IT'S NOT CURRENTLY HERE! WE HAVE A CRISIS!

And I found your pants. You are so not going to like this!

My baby has babies before I do. This is so degrading.

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[sexy_baron]

Is there anything I can help with, love?

[awkward_bird]

I---Oh Henri! My dog, my Pondy, she's pregnant. And what's more than that, she's in labor...

[sexy_baron]

In labour! I'll come down right away, don't panic!

[awkward_bird]

Yes---oh god....Oh Henri! Thank you.

[sexy_baron]

Don't you worry, love!

[awkward_bird]

You're wonderful, have I told you recently?

[sexy_baron]

Yes, you have. I don't mind hearing again, because you're so nice.