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[awizarddidnt]

[ From here]

What do you say? Let's find you some nibbles, Ser Pounce-a-lot!

[[Continuations for Anders' stealth intro! DA cast can go ahead and pile on here as they wish o7]]

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[itcameup]

[ Continuing from here centuries later, I'm sorry, I suck forever D8 ]

Right then, enjoy! Don't forget to write! Or do! Doesn't make much difference one way or the other, honestly.

[awizarddidnt]

Oh I don't know, I was thinking of knitting the Warden Commander a scarf every now and again.

[itcameup]

Riiight, you do that, I'm sure she'll find gifts from a deserter very pleasant. Don't forget the "With love, from Anders. P.S. - Please come arrest me for my crimes' note.

[awizarddidnt]

I haven't done anything.

[itcameup]

Aside from the whole abandoning your posts and frolicking off to play in the Kirkwall sewers? You know, while you're at it, may as well send one to the Templars as well. 'Sorry 'bout the Chantry thing, water under the bridge, right?'

[awizarddidnt]

I've never even been to Kirkwall!

[itcameup]

. . . [wat.] Have you been snorting lyrium or something?

[awizarddidnt]

Have you? Whatever Anders you're talking about, I am not him.

[itcameup]

Yeah, funny that, considering I only know the one Anders and it's remarkable how identical you are. If this is you attempting to be funny you've really lost your touch. Which is saying something, considering you didn't have much of one to begin with.

[awizarddidnt]

Me? Have no sense of humor? And coming from a Warden, that's rich.

[itcameup]

[a squinty-eyed stare here]

...Maker, you're actually serious, aren't you? Had any head injuries lately? Have you spoken with my sister yet?

[awizarddidnt]

My head is just fine, thank you. But what's this about a sister? Is she very pretty?

[itcameup]

. . . Dead ugly.

[awizarddidnt]

So she looks like you, then?