ONTD, Skins, Kafka, racists, and pooping- only not in that order. Oh, and peeing! There's pee too!
- My inner elementary-school-aged self gets very excited whenever I see blue toilet bowl water (sidenote: I still am unsure what this is for). Why? Blue and yellow make green! Unfortunately, the more hydrated I am, the clearer my pee is, and the less hydrated I am, the less liquid I have to offer, so I never really get that perfect shade of green anymore. Maybe if I channeled that younger version of myself and held in my pee until my mom caught me dancing around the kitchen I would have better results, but seeing as how my mom lives in Orange County I guess that plan is a no-go.
- What I miss most about being a(n undeclared) philosophy major is the bathrooms. Not for the quality of the bathrooms themselves, obviously, but because instead of penises (...penii?) and the word 'fuck' used as a noun, adjective, and verb, all in the same sentence, there are Kafka quotes. Instead of trading insults back and forth, people engage in full-on written debates about metaphysics. And it's even better, because you know that they were writing about metaphysics while pooping.
- ...sorry, I'm not sure what's up with the bathroom fixation right now.
- Just watched the latest episode of Skins and... fuck. I feel like curling up in a ball, and then either crying or staring at the wall. The end with Freddie and Cook was a bit much, but it just got to me in a really weird way.
- "...it confuses me so much that I cannot deal with life; and that's why I don't want to know that you are fond of me." Back to the Kafka quote again. It took me forever to find online because it was misquoted in the bathroom. I think I liked it better there, because a) it started with "I do not know how to live life..." and b) the rest of the "love" letter that this was included in did pretty much nothing for me. Anyway, iz pretty, no? Pretty depressing, anyway. Pretty/Depressing.
- Accidentally stumbled into ONTD earlier tonight- er, this morning- and barely made it back out with (three hours less of) my life.
- Watched Tosh.0 at Alyonka's house and enjoyed it despite myself. Mostly because of stuff like this:
- What I miss most about being a(n undeclared) philosophy major is the bathrooms. Not for the quality of the bathrooms themselves, obviously, but because instead of penises (...penii?) and the word 'fuck' used as a noun, adjective, and verb, all in the same sentence, there are Kafka quotes. Instead of trading insults back and forth, people engage in full-on written debates about metaphysics. And it's even better, because you know that they were writing about metaphysics while pooping.
- ...sorry, I'm not sure what's up with the bathroom fixation right now.
- Just watched the latest episode of Skins and... fuck. I feel like curling up in a ball, and then either crying or staring at the wall. The end with Freddie and Cook was a bit much, but it just got to me in a really weird way.
- "...it confuses me so much that I cannot deal with life; and that's why I don't want to know that you are fond of me." Back to the Kafka quote again. It took me forever to find online because it was misquoted in the bathroom. I think I liked it better there, because a) it started with "I do not know how to live life..." and b) the rest of the "love" letter that this was included in did pretty much nothing for me. Anyway, iz pretty, no? Pretty depressing, anyway. Pretty/Depressing.
- Accidentally stumbled into ONTD earlier tonight- er, this morning- and barely made it back out with (three hours less of) my life.
- Watched Tosh.0 at Alyonka's house and enjoyed it despite myself. Mostly because of stuff like this:
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